Kitt
Imagine living in a world surrounded by really fascinating cake. And that doesn't sound bad at all.
Oh, I'll let this universe manipulate time and space, I've got other things to do.
And I don't want to steal you away, so I'm non-threatening. And handcuffs are nice, but severing motor function by removing tendons surgically, cauterizing, and allowing for it to heal is better.
It's less the money and more being allowed out to do what I wish.