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Tweak says, "you are the one for me."

Kitt (knight_2000) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-16 02:38:00

Current mood:	crushed
Entry tags:	alexandra winchester, calliope sedant, cameron mitchell, davis drew, elise knight, hattie jackson, henriette stillman, jennifer knight, kitt 2

Apparently, I have no emotions other than those dictated to me by my programming.

Marry me, Jennifer. Re-program me.

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	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 08:56 am UTC (link)
	You could always regrow them. There's novels of what you don't know about me too, kiddo. If that's what you think, then who am I to say anything? I feed people parts of themselves for fun. Just don't ask me to kill her for you, just because I like you doesn't mean you're getting a discount. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 09:00 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I ever had them to begin with. I realize that about you, trust me. I probably have a better grasp of the concept of time than most. I would never ask you to kill anyone, for me or anyone else. I don't kill. I'm programmed against it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 09:04 am UTC (link)
	... we are still speaking metaphorically here, right? Oh, that's right, you're probably like me, with the not showing your age. I'm not. Which may prove lucky for you someday. Then again, I doubt it. Oh! I get to send you a wedding gift! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 09:09 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Indeed. As well as the fact that in general, being an AI lends one a further reach as far as the understanding of time as a whole. There are times I have wondered what it would be like to not be constrained in such a fashion. A passing fancy. Anyway. I will make sure you are invited to the wedding, but there is no need for a gift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 09:14 am UTC (link)
	Just checking. I forget that about you sometimes. Oh, I like giving presents. I have no idea why, but I'm fairly good at it. And make sure your ladyfriend's all right with my being there. She strikes me as the fidgety type when she's jealous, and I'm sure you don't want your ear yelled off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kitt knight_2000 2010-01-16 09:17 am UTC (link)
	I understand. Well, we've only just met, haven't we? Then I will graciously accept. Thank you, Calliope. Oh, don't worry, she'll find a much more creative way to punish me if she doesn't approve of your presence. It will be worth it - I would like you to be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope the_redlady 2010-01-16 09:33 am UTC (link)
	I wondered what you'd taste like. Motor oil? In a manner of speaking. You're welcome. And the more I hear about her, the more I like her. And I'll be sure to wear something appropriate. Any excuse to go shopping is a good one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Calliope

knight_2000
2010-01-16 09:39 am UTC (link)

... I beg your pardon?

In a manner of speaking? I'm sorry. Now you've confused me. Unless you mean only via these boards, rather than in person.

Really? I'm not quite sure how to take that, but I'm sure she would suddenly decide to be your best friend if she hears you say that as well.

I've never quite understood the appeal of shopping, but to each their own.

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	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 09:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm a vampire, I wonder what all vampires taste like. That's exactly what I mean. I like a woman with a vindictive streak. I'm mean that way. And I don't know why I like shopping, but I do. I think it's because of the freedom. I can buy whatever I like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Calliope

knight_2000
2010-01-16 09:46 am UTC (link)

... I'm not a vampire. But I can assure you, I have blood. It would probably have a metallic tang to it, due to the electronics. And let's not forget the copious amounts of alcohol I've been consuming - but only the best single malt scotch, I assure you.

Thank goodness. I had thought this was some strange new concept of time I wasn't previously aware of.

Then the two of you will get along famously, I'm sure. She's cruel, as well. And she likes handcuffs.

I have always been surrounded by money, even now. I suppose it's lost its allure.

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Kitt

the_redlady
2010-01-16 09:49 am UTC (link)

Imagine living in a world surrounded by really fascinating cake. And that doesn't sound bad at all.

Oh, I'll let this universe manipulate time and space, I've got other things to do.

And I don't want to steal you away, so I'm non-threatening. And handcuffs are nice, but severing motor function by removing tendons surgically, cauterizing, and allowing for it to heal is better.

It's less the money and more being allowed out to do what I wish.

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	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I... suppose when you put it that way... ? Should I be worried, Calliope? Indeed. It is a strange world we live in. I'm sure she'd find that the best part of all. Please don't give her any ideas, Calliope. She's already insane as it is. Who keeps you restricted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 10:45 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't feed on you unless you asked. Food's easy to come by, people who aren't scared of me aren't. Oh, fine, I won't pass on any tidbits. I'll be sweetness and light and adorable. Nobody for a while, but there was a point in my life where I wasn't able to move for a decade. I don't speak of it often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I would offer myself if I could be assured that it would prevent your feeding on innocent people. Somehow I don't think you could guarantee that. ... I'm glad you see things my way. I would listen, if you wished to talk about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I wouldn't guarantee that. It's illogical, and completely contrary to my nature. You're welcome. You don't want to hear it, and I don't want to think about it. Being human isn't anything I like dwelling on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	And sadly, I figured that would be your answer. But do let me know if you ever change your mind. You know, Calliope, it's ironic. Being human isn't anything I like dwelling on, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Nobody's really innocent anyway. But I'll munch on you anyway, if you want me to. Or if your lady doesn't mind. It's nothing to want, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 05:58 am UTC (link)
	It's not a question of whether or not I want you to, it's whether or not it will keep you from harming someone else. If it will, then you are welcome to do so. I used to think I did. I was wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I told you, I don't kill most of the people I eat. I prefer to make that last. I'm glad I'm not anymore, if I ever really was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you did. But if you had a regular, would you need to find anyone else? I could transform back fully into my other form if I wished, but it is very limiting when one is often alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
	To eat? No. To play with? Of course. Would you tell a cat to stop playin giwth mice? ... being a car? You know, I don't know how to drive. I still remember horses, and I've lived in New York for far too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:07 am UTC (link)
	No. And I can't help who you play with. But I will offer myself as a steady blood supply, if you wish. Yes. I could easily teach you how to drive. Funny - I've never ridden a horse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure Jennifer won't get jealous? I suppose I could always give you bags and an IV, but that's never really the same. Oh, see, now I know you're trying to get me into trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Calliope knight_2000 2010-01-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I am absolutely certain she would, if she found out. She'll just have to not find out. ... I really don't think I could stick myself with a needle and draw my own blood. But it's the fun kind of trouble, Calliope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kitt the_redlady 2010-01-17 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's not that hard once you figure out how, but to be honest, I don't need to feed that frequently anyway. I might call on you once a week at most, and only if you agree with my stomach. Is it now. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get me killed. Well, that's never stopped me from doing anything before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)