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[Jan. 28th, 2009|08:20 am] |
This world is crazy. Do these weird weeks of craziness happen a lot? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|03:13 pm] |
I had forgotten just how much I hate Perpetuity clauses.
I was so certain that I was done with this. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
Are people back to normal?
Because I swear to God if my kids are still grown up and my boyfriend in his 20s... |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|04:03 pm] |
( House )
Is it over? Is it safe to come out of my home? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|04:48 pm] |
I'm so torn. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|04:53 pm] |
That...was wicked! Can I do it again?
Mum? Dad? Bill? Charlie? Percy? Forge? Ron? Ginny? Hermione? Harry?
Anybody? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
Oh Merlin, what in the bloody hell just happened?
Molly? Kids? Did you make it here, too? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:01 pm] |
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A ROBOT.
Now there's three of him.
Fuck, I bet he's going to yell three times more now. |
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| Wicked! |
[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:10 pm] |
Wow, that was... very wicked.
Can I blow through here against a tornado again? I think I landed on something hard. Cause I have a bump the size of pluto on my head. But that was fun!
Whose here I actually know? Mum,Dad, Bill,Charlie, Percy,Gred, Ron, Ginny, Hermione?
Anyone at all? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:16 pm] |
Oh my goodness, that was very intersting I think. Getting blown in here by zee tornado. I never thought such things could ever happen, but then again I am not suprised that impossible is possible. I been in this world for maybe 24 hours at least and I am just now saying somethin. Oh well. First time for everything I guess.
And since I have such a rather large family, I suppose this goes by sayin I want to know which of you lot is actually 'ere and which of you isn't. I have missed you all but I think you already knew that. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
So weird.
New guy...looks like me. Like...twins.
I mean, yeah. I know it happens, here. I've seen other people who look like other people. But this time it's me. And...that's just weird.
How do you deal with that craziness? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:32 pm] |
I need...something. Fresh air? A beer? To swim with the dolphins? I don't know. Something.
( Malakai )
( Kris ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|06:06 pm] |
What insanity is this?! |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|08:04 pm] |
( Rurik )
( Gatlin )
This place is incorrigible, sometimes. One thing is never enough. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|08:31 pm] |
That was not amusing. At all.
I feel unclean.
I need a distraction.
( Adriel ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|08:50 pm] |
( Cass ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|09:10 pm] |
( Lorelai ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|09:33 pm] |
Wow, the vortex must be making up for last summer when I was gone, cause more people with my face keep showing up. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:08 pm] |
Oh dear, that was uncomfortable.
...I've no idea how I managed to land upright. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
( Teja ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:40 pm] |
I'm such a bitch. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:55 pm] |
Been human for 21 days and... 5 hours, 19 minutes. I'm keeping track.
It's been great. While you all were dealing with the consequences of your past or future, fighting, having random runts spring up out of thin air? I was relaxing on the beach. Going to school. Hanging out with my fake-family. Doing normal things. My new job starts up again this week. It's exciting, in a totally boring and uneventful way.
Man I love this universe. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|11:14 pm] |
Okay, now I am just bored. I guess that comes with having to lay around after being beat up...
Note to self, don't cross an angry strip club owner ever again. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
I finally I emerge after spending much of my time with my gorgeous wife. What'd I miss? |
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| The world is WRONG. |
[Jan. 28th, 2009|11:49 pm] |
This last week has been hell on earth, folks.
Do you have any idea what it's like to age in reverse? It's embarrassing, is what it is. It's degrading. It's having your pubic hair grow inward.
I'm never waxing again. I like my hair where it is, thankyouverymuch.
And someone needs to tell me what the goddamn grizzly-bear hibernating fuck is going on with this chick who says she used to be my blue-sidebarred friend The Word. This is impossible. For one thing? Just between you and me? She looks too damned butch.
(But she's got a really nice ass, even if she's clearly delusional. So I'm keeping her. As long as she doesn't suddenly decide I need to pay her. I don't pay delusional people. I leave that kind of thing to the government.)
No, folks, this week has meant being surrounded by more shit than a national Colostomy Bags Anonymous convention. I should've called in those crazy hippies with their newfangled green technology - there was enough methane being generated in this studio to power the national grid.
And then there was some kind of shindig happening in Washington last week. I don't know. Some black dude became President? Thinks he's some kind of Messiah, or something. I wasn't paying attention: I was too busy rediscovering Neopets and contemplating the relative size of Angelina Jolie's frontal assets.
(But everyone already knows Jesus was whiter than Marilyn Manson. So screw you, 'Jesus'. Come back when you've gotten a non-tan.)
Excuse me, guys. I need to go see if that one hippy dude's advice about playing music to plants works on body hair. |
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