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The Joker (dogchasingcars) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-17 16:58:00

Entry tags:

arkady, candy quackenbush, cthulhu, deadpool, the joker

:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)

HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?

Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.

No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.

Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.

So! Who wants some fun?

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	justalilmental 2009-04-19 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	So it's a bit like teleporting, just kind of messier. He was, yes, there's a museum and everything, I've seen it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	UNLESS YOU'RE THAT GUY IN THE FLY. Then teleporting's real messy. I don't really like museums. It's just things, you know, in glass cases. Boring. But I could stage a re-enactment! That'd REALLY bring history to life, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-04-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well you could, but there aren't any whores in Whitechapel anymore so it wouldn't be a very good historical reenactment. Well that's what he gets for trying to do it with science instead of just the normal way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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