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[Apr. 17th, 2009|02:10 am] |
Okay. You got me. I don't know whoever the hell you are, or what the hell is going on. What I do know is the following: I'm not currently in Miami, none of my contact numbers are functional, I have someone else's wallet in my pocket - great touch, by the way - and the best answer anyone is giving me so far involves pointing me here and at some website coded by someone who overdosed their kid on Tootsie rolls and gave them a keyboard.
Carla. If you or your boss has anything to do with this, you can rest assured that I'm about to do everything in my power to make your lives even more of a living hell than you thought it could ever be. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?
Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.
No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.
Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.
So! Who wants some fun? |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|06:39 pm] |
I have heard, through various sources, that there are a great many gods, godesses, and other miscellaneous powers rambling about that I've not been introduced to.
Consider this your invitation.
( Siblings ) |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|08:11 pm] |
This is the best world ever.
Pretty cute boys, and they're all in love with me. This is awesome. Totally makes up for being kidnapped and hit on the head a lot. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|08:24 pm] |
( Domino ) |
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