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Tweak says, "she loved it"

The Joker (dogchasingcars) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-17 16:58:00

Entry tags:

arkady, candy quackenbush, cthulhu, deadpool, the joker

:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)

HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?

Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.

No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.

Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.

So! Who wants some fun?

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	dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	PERFECT. You, though. You, I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-04-17 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps I will not leave this universe so soon if someone like you are here! I approve of your...the human word is "style" I believe. Should any of your...hijinx require aid, my followers will be at your disposal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Anything I can do to keep people coming back. Step right up! Oooh, why thank you. I'll keep it in mind--may just take you up on that. I had some flunkies but they went and got themselves killed or weren't fast enough at 'catch' when we played with grenades, so I need some new ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-04-17 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	When I do discover my own universe, I will have to create a version of you for entertainment! Feel free to use some of my followers for that, as well. I can always resurrect them with interesting physical mutations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	TWO of me? I don't know, I think two of me might be too much for anybody to handle. ...oh, you are speaking my language. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-04-17 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	There would only be one of you here. The other would be in the universe I claim for my own. Should you wish it, I can send some to you now. Mutations and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Then by all means! Spread me around as much as you like. I'd like that. I'd probably even make it up to you by taking them out for a spin right away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-04-17 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	I will! Perhaps a planet full of-no. That would be too bizarre. Fantastic! I will materialize them near where you are. I will also allow you to shape the mutations. I think the results will be more amusing that way, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-19 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Now THAT--THAT would be a reality show worth watching. HA. Oh yeah. Much funnier. It'll give the jokes fuller effect, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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