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Tweak says, "You so care about me!"

The Joker (dogchasingcars) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-17 16:58:00

Entry tags:

arkady, candy quackenbush, cthulhu, deadpool, the joker

:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)

HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?

Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.

No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.

Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.

So! Who wants some fun?

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	toitshour 2009-04-17 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	You wouldn't understand. And good. Now I know you didn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, I've got a P.H.D in torture. I'm Dr. Joker M.D, and don't you forget it! You know me so well. :D So what happened to him? Did he get a knife in the ribs or just fall off the face of the earth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2009-04-17 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	You wouldn't torture me. You know what I'd do to you. Or try to. I think that's why they did what they did to me. That second one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	'They.' Now that sounds ominous. Do tell. Long fall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2009-04-17 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	You wouldn't have liked them. They would have tried to get you too. I guess. ~~I miss him.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private dogchasingcars 2009-04-17 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	'Tried' being the operative word. He ditched you. What's to miss, my sweet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2009-04-18 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh, please, I almost killed you. I would have, if Boa hadn't stopped me. He wouldn't have left if he'd had a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2009-04-19 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hogwash! Piffle. Things. I was sick that day, bad cough. You keep on believing whatever helps you hold things together, darling. But haven't you considered that he might not have been the prince charming you thought he was? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2009-04-19 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	No you weren't. No. I haven't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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