Time Stream RPG

[Steve Rogers]

Are you alright?

So, unexpected R&R is over.

Word about town is that the first trial is today. What's the plan?

[Filtered away from the Sanderson Sisters]

To stop the witches from killing all of the children in Salem. We need to get their book. And, if possible the candle.

Sisters, if you can avoid screwing up the plan, I think I have a way for us to get what we want without anyone getting in our way. After playing nice and pretending I will help, making myself feel disgusted from being kind, I we deserve this and deserve to get what we've been wanting for a while.

thisplaceisamuseum

whatgives

Fine. If anyone needs a thief, I'm a very bored one.

They've arrested Wanda. She got a message out.

I need someone who's built a good relationship in town to check in on her.

Heh, girls. I was right. Whilst I am skilled in the art of seduction and bargaining, love is not for me.

Surely you people from the future have a word for this?

Wait, are we all from [...] movies?

Who'd write about my fucked up life?

Isn't this exciting? Feels great to be back in Salem.

So, I am back 1692, and yet with people from the future.

I suppose, only time will tell if you are useful or not against the hags who cursed me to this form.

And, yes. Before you say anything. I am a cat, and I am talking. There are much more important things to discuss than my being cursed into a feline form. That being the Sanderson Sisters. I am sure you all noticed their house appearing a short way from here.

Apologies for the Polymorph. We're not sure exactly how that got here.

We realise that there's no way for you to be able to create the treatment in this time. So, we have extracted it's body to create the cure. This should have arrived with your medical team.

cool. or is it bad?

it looks like it's from a movie.

[...] never watched much TV.

[Voice to Text: Filtered Away From Hal]

I found 'im. If you're helping, come to [tavern]. In the alley behind.

I'm gunna distract 'im.

OOC Note: Tom won't respond. He's busy rescuing a girl from Hal.

[Filtered away from Hal]

We have a problem. It's complicated, but Hal's gone bad. This isn't just he's drunk blood bad, he kinda just gets far too confident then.

This is "bad" bad. Like split personality bad. Just, I dunno anyway to bring him back. But, like this he will just kill people.

I'm gonna fix it, but I need people to steer clear of him. He's not like normal vampires. He's old, and strong. And, he don't need an invite, and is immune to religious symbols and crap.

If you know about vampires and how to fight 'em. I wouldn't say no to help.

Alright. I think I know what one of our problems is. But, need to double check with people.

So, people who came across the creature that took your emotions. Did it change shape?

Because, if it did. It's a bloody Polymorph from Red Dwarf. Which is the most ridiculous Sci-Fi show anyone anywhere has ever produced. And, absolutely smegging brilliant.

I believe introductions are in order. General Hux, of the First Order.

If there's any way in which I can help with current matters, I am available.

If you wanted news from New York, there's nothing good to be had. Three or four hundred gilders. That appears to be the price to own a human life. It's appalling.

New York, you suck. I'm going back to Salem.

One of the merchants tried to short-change me.

I thought about letting him get away with it for a second, but nah.

[MARVEL] [KAREN]

Would you be my eyes and help me get through particular books involving local law?

I'm going into town. Does anyone need anything?