Time Stream RPG

What were you doing just before being brought here? Be as detailed as possible.

Well, this certainly isn't how I planned on spending my honeymoon.

This is a, um, really interesting place they're put us. Too much sun It looked more fun in the movies.

Ugh it gets worse and worse.

This time and places like this had no standards of hygiene. None at all and there are not the means to ever make it as clean as I'd wish. I've lived this century before and have no wish to do so again.

...as I recall they do have some rather exceptional tea blends though.

Just bloody fantastic. I know this place much better than the last one, and I can't even enjoy it or have fun chatting up the pirates.

Star Wars, are you bloody kidding me This is insane. I could've been at home with my boyfriend.

I vote we just pack it in and go home. I mean what is the bloody point? So you twats can play hero? Newsflash, every world has it's problems, what's going to happen when we leave? Huh? There will always be someone wanting power, and the best thing we can do is to let these people deal with their own sodding problems.

Fuck you, Francis. You should be here instead of gallivanting all over Ultra City.

I'm just gonna go find a bar before I hit someone.

Christ he reminds me of myself at my worst

Well this is, a lot to take. As much of this endevour has been all along.

In spite of the change of worlds for some, are we all safe.

And I have to ask it? Are we worried about Mr Solo's seemingly sudden ascent to power

Bloody hell, this....is not what I was expecting. Either the other side is nothing like I pictured or I'm being fucked with again, and not a fan.

Hello, and welcome to the Agency for Temporal Adjustment. I am T.A.R.A. and together with Agents Yates and W'Holavian I will be your main point of contact during your time with us.

I hope you find your rooms to your liking, as they will be yours every time you are in Headquarters. Your first mission will begin in one weeks time. Please take this time to get to know your fellow agents. And, to adjust to this network.

You will also find that you can understand everyone. Even if you do not speak their language. This is because we have inserted translator circuits into all of you. So, you can be understood in every situation we put you in.

Please respond so that I know you have seen this.