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Janet, your sentient database! ([info]janetisme) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-20 14:15:00

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Entry tags:brooke maddox, eleanor shellstrop, janet, jillian holtzmann

Happy Birthday, My Former Ward!
[Backdated to yesterday]

glitter maker











[Embedded video: 8-minute highlight reel of Brooke's life, ending with her face the exact moment she saw this post]

I wish you all the love and affection I and your fellow kidnapees can provide you on this day, which, excepting your birth and the beheading of Anne Boleyn (which, of course, helped to initiate the English Reformation), is entirely unremarkable. I'm very happy to be your friend.


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[info]janetisme
2018-05-20 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Unusual, but, given your sizable imagination and active fantasy life, unsurprising.

I'm glad I could bring you joy!

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
You're just the sweetest little machine brain I've ever seen.

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Not a machine. But, thank you! I am not sure I am actually capable of anything but kindess, sweetness, passive-aggression, geniality, amiability, friendliness, and mild to moderate annoyance (which breeds pettiness, of course), but I appreciate your noticing nonetheless!

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-27 11:43 pm UTC (link)
No no, machine brain. It works like one. I know you're not a robot, you said you weren't!

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-28 12:36 am UTC (link)
Oh! That is new. I like that.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-28 01:13 am UTC (link)
I got a brain like that. Ain't easy, being like us.

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-28 01:29 am UTC (link)
No, but I would think it would be more fun. I could run the numbers, to see for sure?

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-28 01:51 am UTC (link)
Yeah, roll those dice.

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
Okay!

Concrete thinkers with logical, sequential reasoning tend to have 13.2112% more fun than those with 'normal' brains - IE, brains that rely greatly on emotions or past experience to come to conclusions in each individual situation.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-28 05:39 am UTC (link)
Hot diggity damn!

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-28 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Yes. It is factually correct to say that, in a general sense, the party starts with us.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-28 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Where are you at, party animal?

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-28 11:26 pm UTC (link)
I am currently visiting my boundless void. It's a mess in here.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-28 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Can I go there?

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-29 04:11 am UTC (link)
Yes! But only if it is the last thing you do. The sheer power and magnitude of being in a boundless void has been proven to liquify human brain tissue.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
Sounds cool, let's do it.

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
Sure! Just call for me as you're dying, and I'll take you there. I'll even make sure to clean before you come.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-29 04:29 am UTC (link)
You're a classy gal.

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
Thank you! You are unique in a way that is delightful. And very stylish.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
I think we just became best friends.

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
Yay! That means that I now have three. Is that enough to be considered popular?

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-29 06:06 am UTC (link)
That's as many as I have, so sure!

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[info]janetisme
2018-05-29 06:24 am UTC (link)
Great! I enjoy this feeling. Popularity is entirely preferable to being liked because of your unquenchable urge to help.

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[info]holtzy
2018-05-29 06:39 am UTC (link)
I don't really have a lot of friends. Though-- I was class president.

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[info]janetisme
2018-06-02 08:45 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't matter; we've already established that three friends is suitable enough for us to be considered popular.

How large was your school?

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(no subject) - [info]holtzy, 2018-06-02 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-06-02 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]holtzy, 2018-06-03 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-06-09 08:13 pm UTC

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