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Tweak says, "It's all about Teh Love."

Janet, your sentient database! (janetisme) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-20 14:15:00

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brooke maddox, eleanor shellstrop, janet, jillian holtzmann

Happy Birthday, My Former Ward!
[Backdated to yesterday]

glitter maker

[Embedded video: 8-minute highlight reel of Brooke's life, ending with her face the exact moment she saw this post]

I wish you all the love and affection I and your fellow kidnapees can provide you on this day, which, excepting your birth and the beheading of Anne Boleyn (which, of course, helped to initiate the English Reformation), is entirely unremarkable. I'm very happy to be your friend.

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	janetisme 2018-05-28 01:29 am UTC (link)
	No, but I would think it would be more fun. I could run the numbers, to see for sure? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-28 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, roll those dice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Okay! Concrete thinkers with logical, sequential reasoning tend to have 13.2112% more fun than those with 'normal' brains - IE, brains that rely greatly on emotions or past experience to come to conclusions in each individual situation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-28 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Hot diggity damn! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-28 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It is factually correct to say that, in a general sense, the party starts with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-28 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Where are you at, party animal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-28 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I am currently visiting my boundless void. It's a mess in here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-28 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Can I go there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-29 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Yes! But only if it is the last thing you do. The sheer power and magnitude of being in a boundless void has been proven to liquify human brain tissue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Sounds cool, let's do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Sure! Just call for me as you're dying, and I'll take you there. I'll even make sure to clean before you come. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-29 04:29 am UTC (link)
	You're a classy gal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! You are unique in a way that is delightful. And very stylish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I think we just became best friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Yay! That means that I now have three. Is that enough to be considered popular? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-29 06:06 am UTC (link)
	That's as many as I have, so sure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-29 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Great! I enjoy this feeling. Popularity is entirely preferable to being liked because of your unquenchable urge to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-05-29 06:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't really have a lot of friends. Though-- I was class president. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-06-02 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't matter; we've already established that three friends is suitable enough for us to be considered popular. How large was your school? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-06-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I was homeschooled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-06-02 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	I know! That was sarcasm. I've been practicing. How did I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holtzy 2018-06-03 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Not bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-06-09 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Great! I will be indistinguishable from a human in a relatively short period of time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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