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Janet, your sentient database! ([info]janetisme) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-20 14:15:00

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Entry tags:brooke maddox, eleanor shellstrop, janet, jillian holtzmann

Happy Birthday, My Former Ward!
[Backdated to yesterday]

glitter maker











[Embedded video: 8-minute highlight reel of Brooke's life, ending with her face the exact moment she saw this post]

I wish you all the love and affection I and your fellow kidnapees can provide you on this day, which, excepting your birth and the beheading of Anne Boleyn (which, of course, helped to initiate the English Reformation), is entirely unremarkable. I'm very happy to be your friend.


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[info]holtzy
2018-05-29 06:39 am UTC (link)
I don't really have a lot of friends. Though-- I was class president.

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[info]janetisme
2018-06-02 08:45 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't matter; we've already established that three friends is suitable enough for us to be considered popular.

How large was your school?

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[info]holtzy
2018-06-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
I was homeschooled.

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[info]janetisme
2018-06-02 10:01 pm UTC (link)
I know! That was sarcasm. I've been practicing. How did I do?

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[info]holtzy
2018-06-03 01:55 am UTC (link)
Not bad.

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[info]janetisme
2018-06-09 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Great! I will be indistinguishable from a human in a relatively short period of time.

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