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Tweak says, "Don't blame the chups"

Peter Parker is a good kid. (heyeveryone) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-19 18:13:00

Entry tags:

ben reilly / spider-man (94), bobby drake / iceman (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), fray, james rhodes / war machine (ph), janet, johnny storm / human torch (616), loki odinson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (mcu), rocket raccoon (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

~~Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?~~

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~~This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?~~

[...]

~~So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.~~

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~~Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are~~

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~~You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?~~

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

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	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Uh, I have a Stark internship. It's pretty cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Internship. Okay. Sure. We'll go with that, kid. I'm Clint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 02:33 am UTC (link)
	~~Aren't you a criminal now?~~ Uh, hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Peter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 02:34 am UTC (link)
	So you said. Guess Stark's pretty fond of you if you're interning. Not easy to catch his attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I guess. ~~He found me pretty easily.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to the club, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Wait. Which club? I'm getting confused and apparently everyone knows who I am anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 11:36 am UTC (link)
	I have absolutely no idea who you are, actually. Apparently I'm a few years behind most of the rest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Uh, well, since everyone knows already I guess I can tell you. I'm Spider-Man. Uh, Mr. Stark asked me to help him one time. Mostly I just try to help people in Queens though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea who Spider-Man is, kiddo. Why don't you catch me up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

heyeveryone
2018-05-20 03:47 pm UTC (link)

~~Kiddo? Really?~~ Um well you see I was bitten by this spider in a lab and it gave me super powers. So then I decided to help people ~~after my uncle died~~ but then people started putting videos on YouTube and Mr. Stark found me. Also Captain America went crazy and started fighting everyone so Mr. Stark invited me to go to Germany which was really cool cuz I’d never been on a plane before. And there was this crazy fight at the airport and I got to web up Falcon and this guy with a metal arm and you were there doing your thing and there was this other guy that got crazy huge and it was awesome and then Mr. Stark sent me home.

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	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

heyeveryone
2018-05-20 03:57 pm UTC (link)

Yeah but I’m not an Avenger yet. Also half of the Avengers are crimals now, I guess? Also i fought Cap but he sorta beat me up a little but I got to steal his shield and he sent this big hallway thing crashing down on me. You know those corridor things they use so you can walk to the planes that move? One of those things. I don’t know what they’re called though. Also I got to fly on a private jet.

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	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like the rest of the Avengers and I need to have a talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Okay but last time I guess you picked Cap’s side so maybe this time don’t pick the criminal side. Just putting that out there... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-05-20 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	If you're going to get involved in this life, you're going to learn that "sides" aren't ever as clear as good and bad or right and wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)