Kiddo? Really? Um well you see I was bitten by this spider in a lab and it gave me super powers. So then I decided to help people after my uncle died but then people started putting videos on YouTube and Mr. Stark found me. Also Captain America went crazy and started fighting everyone so Mr. Stark invited me to go to Germany which was really cool cuz I’d never been on a plane before. And there was this crazy fight at the airport and I got to web up Falcon and this guy with a metal arm and you were there doing your thing and there was this other guy that got crazy huge and it was awesome and then Mr. Stark sent me home.