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Peter Parker is a good kid. ([info]heyeveryone) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-19 18:13:00

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Entry tags:ben reilly / spider-man (94), bobby drake / iceman (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), fray, james rhodes / war machine (ph), janet, johnny storm / human torch (616), loki odinson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (mcu), rocket raccoon (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?

[...]

This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?

[...]

So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.

[...]

Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are

[...]

You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.



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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like the rest of the Avengers and I need to have a talk.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Okay but last time I guess you picked Cap’s side so maybe this time don’t pick the criminal side. Just putting that out there...

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:01 pm UTC (link)
If you're going to get involved in this life, you're going to learn that "sides" aren't ever as clear as good and bad or right and wrong.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:05 pm UTC (link)
I mean, people make mistakes. And sometimes they fight you when you’re just trying to help them but

You still shouldn’t break the law and steal things or punch Iron Man. Those kinda seem like basic “bad” stuff.

For the record I didn’t steal steal Cap’s shield I just took it away from him so he wouldn’t use it to hurt anyone. Just thought I’d clarify that, sir.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I think I might have a pretty good reason to punch Tony right about now.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:08 pm UTC (link)
See that’s just your criminal mindset talking. Also you didn’t punch him you were punch a girl so that’s kind of worse. I mean, I think Black Widow would have probably won if like the freaky red lady hadn’t throw her into the air but yeah.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:11 pm UTC (link)
No, that's me being a dad talking. You're fifteen. You shouldn't be getting dragged into fights between Avengers.

And Nat's fine. We go back a long way. Pretty sure we've done worse than punch each other.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I mean, I have super powers. So. It’s okay?

That kinda sounds weird when you say it like that, sir.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:17 pm UTC (link)
No, it's not okay. You're a kid. Anything that split the Avengers down the middle like you're saying isn't the sort of thing a kid should get caught up in. I don't care what you can do. Last time we got in a fight with each other, Tony accidentally made a killer robot that tried to destroy the entire world and people died.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:22 pm UTC (link)
No! No. See Mr. Stark was just trying to help people but the robot had the alien technology left by Loki and Mr. Stark didn’t know it was going to hurt people. And as soon as he knew he tried to stop it with the other Avengers. So

I’m not just a kid. I can help people so I should. And Mr. Stark asked for my help so I did. That’s just what you do when you can do the things I can do.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe I'm about to say this.

The stuff that happened with Ultron? You can't lay that at Loki's feet. Might be easy, I know, and believe me when I say I'm tempted, but Tony decided on his own to make Ultron. Without telling the rest of us.

When you've got skills like that, or powers like yours, you don't get to just dive in and tell yourself, "I'm doing the right thing," and nothing's your fault if it goes wrong when you didn't expect it to.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, well, Mr. Stark took responsibility for his actions. That’s why he signed the accords in the first place. Plus you guys are the ones that went to jail. I mean you also broke out but

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:43 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what the accords are, but I already don't like the sound of them.

Look. Whatever happens when you're from, I haven't lived it yet. Far as I'm concerned, you could use some friends around here, so I'm here, if you want. And I've got a couple of kids you might be seeing at school, though they're both younger than you, but I figure they'd probably like to make friends too. So keep that in mind, okay?

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
Yeah okay. Thanks. Um, no hard feelings.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Hey, what happens between me and the rest of the Avengers isn't your fault. And I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. You seem like a good kid. If my wife were here, she probably would've invited you over for dinner already.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. Tony’s making waffles. I think it’s the only thing he knows how to cook right now. I’m going to show him how to make grilled cheese with it. It’s pretty easy.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 04:52 pm UTC (link)
You ever get tired of his dubious housekeeping skills, let me know. I'm not a great cook, but I make a mean mac and cheese.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Okay. Thank you, Mr. Barton, sir.

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[info]hawksarrow
2018-05-20 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Just Clint. I feel old enough with the "Mr. Barton sir" stuff.

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