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Tony Stark ([info]cutsthewire) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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Entry tags:!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), james rhodes / war machine (ph), jemma simmons (mcu), julia wicker, loki odinson (mcu), nakia (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), sharon carter / agent 13 (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), tony stark / iron man (mcu), torunn thorsdottir

posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.


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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 12:09 am UTC (link)
That bullshit couldn't have stuck me with my college body in addition to my college roommate?

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-10 12:25 am UTC (link)
You were scrawny in college. You might have wrinkles now, but at least you have the arms.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 12:34 am UTC (link)
I was fifteen in college. A small price to pay to get back my youth.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
No one wants to see you go through puberty again.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 03:09 am UTC (link)
That's a fair point, myself included. So, let's hear it. You going to impose some conditions of cohabitation on me in my own house?

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
You gotta wear pants in the public spaces.

Now let's hear the counterargument.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
I'm insulted. Besides, it's not me you should be worrying about. The good doctor sleeps in the nude.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-10 11:02 am UTC (link)
Things I didn't need to know for $400, Alex.

Wait, how do you know?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 12:46 am UTC (link)
How the hell do you think? Not my first time rooming with the guy. It's not really a state secret.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-11 12:53 am UTC (link)
I swear if I see Hulk dick, I'm out.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 12:56 am UTC (link)
I'll forward that on to Banner.

The big guy does leave a lot to be desired as far as modesty is concerned.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-11 01:04 am UTC (link)
I seriously don't want to know what you and Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde get up to, Tony.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-11 05:09 am UTC (link)
No, this is great. You can fall in on my side when it comes time for me to exercise my veto power.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-11 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry, I will always fall on the side where Bruce Banner has to wear pants.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 03:39 am UTC (link)
I was referring to his unfortunate taste in music, but I'll also make sure that he doesn't offend your delicate sensibilities where keeping his ass covered is concerned.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
My delicate sensibilities thank you and question your taste.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
There is nothing wrong with my taste. My taste is excellent.

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(no subject) - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-04-13 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cutsthewire, 2018-04-13 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-04-13 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cutsthewire, 2018-04-13 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-04-13 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cutsthewire, 2018-04-13 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-04-13 03:37 pm UTC

[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 03:42 am UTC (link)
You can't handle the D.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
Oh God, which twenty-something was trolling you when they told you that you could say that?

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 03:50 am UTC (link)
I didn't realize there was an age limit on that phrase.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
There is, Banner. There very much is.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-04-13 03:59 am UTC (link)
You'll have to excuse Bruce. He's been off planet for the last couple years.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-13 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Not okay.

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[info]docbrucebanner
2018-04-13 03:59 am UTC (link)
What ever happened to 'You're only as old as you feel'?

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-04-13 03:38 pm UTC (link)
We're old men, Banner. Embrace it.

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(no subject) - [info]docbrucebanner, 2018-04-13 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-04-13 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]docbrucebanner, 2018-04-14 06:21 pm UTC

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