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Tony Stark (cutsthewire) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), james rhodes / war machine (ph), jemma simmons (mcu), julia wicker, loki odinson (mcu), nakia (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), sharon carter / agent 13 (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), tony stark / iron man (mcu), torunn thorsdottir

posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.

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	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh God, which twenty-something was trolling you when they told you that you could say that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	docbrucebanner 2018-04-13 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I didn't realize there was an age limit on that phrase. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	There is, Banner. There very much is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-13 03:59 am UTC (link)
	You'll have to excuse Bruce. He's been off planet for the last couple years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Not okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	docbrucebanner 2018-04-13 03:59 am UTC (link)
	What ever happened to 'You're only as old as you feel'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	We're old men, Banner. Embrace it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	docbrucebanner 2018-04-13 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I know I'm old, I bet I have more grey hairs than you. And I hope that you realize I was being sarcastic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, you're galaxy hopping these days, don't know if anything came loose while that was happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	docbrucebanner 2018-04-14 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Almost, but not quite. It was pretty freaky as it was, coming to myself after two years, but on a different planet? With all these aliens? And Thor telling me we needed to escape? A lot to handle at once. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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