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Tweak says, "Do a little dance!"

Tony Stark (cutsthewire) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), james rhodes / war machine (ph), jemma simmons (mcu), julia wicker, loki odinson (mcu), nakia (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), sharon carter / agent 13 (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), tony stark / iron man (mcu), torunn thorsdottir

posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.

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	flyfightwin 2018-04-09 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Guess whatever bullshit is pulling the strings decided I was going to be rooming with you again. You good with that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2018-04-09 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	If you ever want to make him jealous, I can clear the spare parts off the bed in one of the spare bedrooms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-09 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	So thoughtful, so caring. Thanks, Tiny. You come back to everything the way it's suppose to be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2018-04-10 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I mean, one of the bedrooms was originally for a Rhodey, so it's only fair. From what I can tell so far, yeah. My stuff is still how it should be, although the town's rearranged itself a bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-10 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I'll come harass you even if I'm not living with you. Someone's gotta make sure you come out of your projects to eat once in awhile. So I'm finding out. Keep in touch while you go around saving the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2018-04-11 05:01 am UTC (link)
	This is probably not the time to mention that the pizza guy knows my usual order, is it? But yeah, yeah, I'm eating. Sheesh. A guy gets into an inventing storm for 24 hours and suddenly everyone gets all worried about sleep and food. You say that like you wouldn't be by my side while I'm doing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-11 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Tony. Do I really need to insist on daily check ins now? Yeah, well. Maybe I'm ready for retirement. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-10 12:09 am UTC (link)
	That bullshit couldn't have stuck me with my college body in addition to my college roommate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-10 12:25 am UTC (link)
	You were scrawny in college. You might have wrinkles now, but at least you have the arms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-10 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I was fifteen in college. A small price to pay to get back my youth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
	No one wants to see you go through puberty again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-10 03:09 am UTC (link)
	That's a fair point, myself included. So, let's hear it. You going to impose some conditions of cohabitation on me in my own house? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You gotta wear pants in the public spaces. Now let's hear the counterargument. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm insulted. Besides, it's not me you should be worrying about. The good doctor sleeps in the nude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-10 11:02 am UTC (link)
	Things I didn't need to know for $400, Alex. Wait, how do you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-11 12:46 am UTC (link)
	How the hell do you think? Not my first time rooming with the guy. It's not really a state secret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-11 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I swear if I see Hulk dick, I'm out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-11 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I'll forward that on to Banner. The big guy does leave a lot to be desired as far as modesty is concerned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-11 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I seriously don't want to know what you and Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde get up to, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-11 05:09 am UTC (link)
	No, this is great. You can fall in on my side when it comes time for me to exercise my veto power. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-11 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I will always fall on the side where Bruce Banner has to wear pants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	There is, Banner. There very much is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)