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Tweak says, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

Tony Stark (cutsthewire) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 12:53:00

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posted at 7:30 AM
I woke up this morning with a cat on my face.

In my bed.

In my house that should be at the bottom of the Pacific.

To the soothing voice of J.A.R.V.I.S.

The improbability of each of these facts is staggering, and yet here we are, as if the last four years had never happened. I can live with that. But the cat is another thing entirely.

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	cutsthewire 2018-04-13 03:39 am UTC (link)
	I was referring to his unfortunate taste in music, but I'll also make sure that he doesn't offend your delicate sensibilities where keeping his ass covered is concerned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
	My delicate sensibilities thank you and question your taste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
	There is nothing wrong with my taste. My taste is excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Says you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-13 03:47 am UTC (link)
	You have contributed to the cultivation of my musical taste over the years. What does that say about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
	It wasn't your musical tastes I was judging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-13 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Well, if it's my taste in friends, my answer's the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't talking about friends either. But you know what? Let's skip this, I'm hungry and I want an omelette. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-04-13 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Not a mind reader here, Rhodey. Help yourself. You know your way around the kitchen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyfightwin 2018-04-13 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's fine. You and the pantless wonder are welcome to join me if you're hungry. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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