whoever stole my thong with dolly partons face on it, I WILL find you!! and when i do...
i'm hiring danny devito, who is clearly a witch, to turn you into a PERFECT double of yourself! AND THEN i'm gunna invite you to some torrid tryst in a motel, but like, the room will be SUPER dark and then RIGHT when you're about to take me to pound town SURPRISE! i swap out with your magical twin so you can go fuck yourself
while 'waterloo' is playing by abba
anyway! so like, greece is cool! yay!
ETA: does anyone know where to get tiny fake tit charms?