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Ezio Auditore (mentore) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-17 17:00:00

Entry tags:

!network post, evie frye, ezio auditore, jacob frye, jessica jones (mcu), nathan drake, poe dameron, sandrilene fa toren

My God. I have seen much that baffles the mind: artifacts that can fell whole civilizations, echoes of supernatural beings from before the dawn of man, and a pretty redhead in Florence who could put her entire foot in her mouth. But this?

This little square macchina that writes out my words and can paint a handsome face in the blink of an eye? Fantastico! I only wish I could show it to da Vinci.

Perdono. I am Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Please forgive me if I process the rest of this madness in my own time.

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	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:23 am UTC (link)
	My apologies for intruding on what I'm sure is a very interesting story, but did you say that your name is Ezio Auditore? Obviously, you did, but I was simply confirming as- And now I'm rambling. My apologies, sir. I'm Evie Frye. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Who's this bloke again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, I'm convinced you remember nothing from our lessons. Ezio Auditore, the Prophet. A Italian ally, Jacob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, I didn't think I'd ever have a need to know him, now did I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Obviously you were wrong, as you usually are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mentore 2016-01-18 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Sir, is it? Do you know of me, Signorina Frye? Should I make a run for it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Dame Frye, actually, though you're welcome to call me Evie. But no, I don't think that should be needed, unless you turn out to secretly be a Templar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Evie. Rest assured, I am no such thing. You know far more than I expected anyone here to know. Ally, you say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	poedontdoit 2016-01-18 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Don't sweat the madness, it'll pass in a few days. Though I would like to hear more about this redhead that can put her entire foot in her mouth. She sounds talented. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh, she was. Terrible judge of character, though. She despised me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poedontdoit 2016-01-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Don't tell me that, I usually take the opinions from women over anyone. Maybe she was right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Well, perhaps a little. In my defense, I was seventeen. Is anyone at their best at seventeen? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brokenlocks 2016-01-18 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Her entire foot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Without making herself sick. It took time, of course, but her audience was riveted nonetheless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brokenlocks 2016-01-18 03:39 am UTC (link)
	What year are you from? Not that people in the 21st century wouldn't watch that, but where I come from that's more likely to be a weird kind of niche porn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 04:09 am UTC (link)
	It was 1507 last I checked. But respectfully, I would prefer not to judge the entertainment of my friends. Odd pornography or otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	sicparvis 2016-01-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Waaaaaaaaait, whaaaat? Holy crap. I disagree with Jessica, I'd sure as hell watch that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:04 am UTC (link)
	It was strictly invite only, I'm afraid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	stitch_witch 2016-01-18 03:30 am UTC (link)
	~~Why would she~~ I largely don't try to understand how it works. It seems much easier that way. I'm Sandrilene fa Toren. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Ciao Sandrilene fa Toren. I too will not attempt to discover its secrets any further than absolutely required. Unless it threatens to destroy me. Then perhaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stitch_witch 2016-01-18 03:56 am UTC (link)
	So far it seems to be entirely harmless, if a little confusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Good. If that changes, do let me know. I may not have Leonardo's engineering genius, but I am quite good at breaking things that would otherwise hurt someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	heelsoverhoodie 2016-01-18 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	Why would anyone want to? I mean as kinks go its super gross. I'm Mona. And I suppose if you saw all that supernatural stuff you'll do okay here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	I assume you mean putting one's foot in one's mouth. I try not to assume about the motivations of others, especially if they are not harming anyone. Besides, if a person bathes properly, a foot is no less "gross" than any other body part. Ciao Mona. I hope you are right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heelsoverhoodie 2016-01-24 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I still think it's pretty weird. It shouldn't even fit. But whatevs. Enough about foot fetishes. I am right. I usually am. But still, pleasure to meet you Ezio (Reply to this) (Parent)