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Tweak says, "I will hipnotize you!"

Ezio Auditore (mentore) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-17 17:00:00

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!network post, evie frye, ezio auditore, jacob frye, jessica jones (mcu), nathan drake, poe dameron, sandrilene fa toren

My God. I have seen much that baffles the mind: artifacts that can fell whole civilizations, echoes of supernatural beings from before the dawn of man, and a pretty redhead in Florence who could put her entire foot in her mouth. But this?

This little square macchina that writes out my words and can paint a handsome face in the blink of an eye? Fantastico! I only wish I could show it to da Vinci.

Perdono. I am Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Please forgive me if I process the rest of this madness in my own time.

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	mentore 2016-01-18 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Ha! I like you. But the only way you get this sword is off my corpse. And I am not quite done with this life yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Which we're not interested in, obviously. But do you think I could convince you to at least see it? It's a thing of legends in the Brotherhood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:14 am UTC (link)
	You could. Perhaps. Impress me, Dame Frye. I'll let you have a good look at my legendary sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:21 am UTC (link)
	As I am quite impressive, I have no doubt that will be easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:40 am UTC (link)
	It's hardly the first time I've been accused of being easy. But I will endeavor not to bore you, Evie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	havefun 2016-01-18 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't kill you! And break Evie's heart? NEVER. But right, still going to tackle you a bit. Professional curiosity; you know how it goes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I am beginning to think you are all talk, cucciolo. Get your hands out of your breeches and get on with it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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