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Ezio Auditore (mentore) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-17 17:00:00

Entry tags:

!network post, evie frye, ezio auditore, jacob frye, jessica jones (mcu), nathan drake, poe dameron, sandrilene fa toren

My God. I have seen much that baffles the mind: artifacts that can fell whole civilizations, echoes of supernatural beings from before the dawn of man, and a pretty redhead in Florence who could put her entire foot in her mouth. But this?

This little square macchina that writes out my words and can paint a handsome face in the blink of an eye? Fantastico! I only wish I could show it to da Vinci.

Perdono. I am Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Please forgive me if I process the rest of this madness in my own time.

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	havefun 2016-01-18 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Who's this bloke again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, I'm convinced you remember nothing from our lessons. Ezio Auditore, the Prophet. A Italian ally, Jacob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, I didn't think I'd ever have a need to know him, now did I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Obviously you were wrong, as you usually are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Cheers then. Oy, Ezio, I'm the Frye without the stick up my arse, if you're interested in talking to someone who's not going to be starry-eyed 'til you're human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, thank you for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I'm wrong all the time; you'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I did say usually. There's a one in... ten, chance of you being right. Obviously as you were wrong, that time wasn't the one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Such dedicated mathematics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Do shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:01 am UTC (link)
	No, I want to meet our new friend and ally. If he's the one with the sword, anyhow. You know the sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if he has the sword with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:05 am UTC (link)
	We should ask him to see it nicely once, and if that doesn't work, we can make sure he's still in shape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 04:07 am UTC (link)
	We have three centuries on him, we should have a few tricks he doesn't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mentore 2016-01-18 04:20 am UTC (link)
	I might have been before you two started talking about hunting me. Requiescant in pace, Frye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:21 am UTC (link)
	We'll see you soon, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure you won't be too busy crying? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I could be beside myself thrice-wise and still catch you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Ha! I like you. But the only way you get this sword is off my corpse. And I am not quite done with this life yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Which we're not interested in, obviously. But do you think I could convince you to at least see it? It's a thing of legends in the Brotherhood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:14 am UTC (link)
	You could. Perhaps. Impress me, Dame Frye. I'll let you have a good look at my legendary sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:21 am UTC (link)
	As I am quite impressive, I have no doubt that will be easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:40 am UTC (link)
	It's hardly the first time I've been accused of being easy. But I will endeavor not to bore you, Evie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	havefun 2016-01-18 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't kill you! And break Evie's heart? NEVER. But right, still going to tackle you a bit. Professional curiosity; you know how it goes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I am beginning to think you are all talk, cucciolo. Get your hands out of your breeches and get on with it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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