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Ezio Auditore (mentore) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-17 17:00:00

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!network post, evie frye, ezio auditore, jacob frye, jessica jones (mcu), nathan drake, poe dameron, sandrilene fa toren

My God. I have seen much that baffles the mind: artifacts that can fell whole civilizations, echoes of supernatural beings from before the dawn of man, and a pretty redhead in Florence who could put her entire foot in her mouth. But this?

This little square macchina that writes out my words and can paint a handsome face in the blink of an eye? Fantastico! I only wish I could show it to da Vinci.

Perdono. I am Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Please forgive me if I process the rest of this madness in my own time.

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	sicparvis 2016-01-18 07:32 am UTC (link)
	1507, you said? I have a thing about 16th-century Italy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Should I keep an even closer eye on my belongings, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 07:40 am UTC (link)
	I'll keep my hands off, but you should definitely show me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 07:48 am UTC (link)
	Yes, all right. I rarely get to show off my equipment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 07:50 am UTC (link)
	While you're at it, hit me with your best 16th-century Italian. I need to see if I'm as good at it as I think I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-18 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	As you wish. But if you butcher my beloved mother tongue, I will obviously have to kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
	My pronunciation's probably horrible. I mostly just read it. I'm a descendant of a pretty famous 16th-century Italian, but he's a little after your time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-19 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I promise you, Signor Drake, I will not actually murder you for bad pronunciation. No matter who you are descended from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-19 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Just making sure, because your ally seems really interested in beating the crap out of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-19 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Something tells me you've enjoyed earning that response. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-19 04:14 am UTC (link)
	She doesn't like the fact that I try not to hit women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-19 04:24 am UTC (link)
	You try not to hit women? As in, you try not to abuse them or you refuse to fight them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
	He didn't want to fight us in the ring. Requested that men and women be split up at the start. I disagreed and informed him we would prefer if he treated the women just as he would any man he was fighting. He's done decently well with that so far. I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-19 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Perhaps he should only be against women then. I imagine that concern would fade before the bruises do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sicparvis 2016-01-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
	We have an equal-opportunity Fight Club. I'm not the kind of guy who hits women, so when women ask me to hit them, I get a little weird about it. Evie takes it as a personal insult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mentore 2016-01-19 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I won't pretend I have always been the most progressive of men. But I know there is a difference between being the kind of man who hits women and being the kind of man who respectfully meets them in the ring. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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