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Tweak says, "love you prop!"

Ezio Auditore (mentore) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-17 17:00:00

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!network post, evie frye, ezio auditore, jacob frye, jessica jones (mcu), nathan drake, poe dameron, sandrilene fa toren

My God. I have seen much that baffles the mind: artifacts that can fell whole civilizations, echoes of supernatural beings from before the dawn of man, and a pretty redhead in Florence who could put her entire foot in her mouth. But this?

This little square macchina that writes out my words and can paint a handsome face in the blink of an eye? Fantastico! I only wish I could show it to da Vinci.

Perdono. I am Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Please forgive me if I process the rest of this madness in my own time.

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	dontdie 2016-01-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Except when I'm willing to play nice to get what I want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Boring. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha, you do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
	It's why I'm so rude to you, you have nothing of worth to offer me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 04:43 am UTC (link)
	You're right, I've got like sixty cents and some lint in my pockets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Beginning to think you enjoy this. More importantly, you have to see this sword I'm going to nick off this guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm a glutton for punishment. You don't think he's gonna be prepared if you tell everyone you're going to nick his sword? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havefun 2016-01-18 04:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm banking harder on him being terribly ashamed. If you like old shite, this is going to make your heart skip a beat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:01 am UTC (link)
	How old? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:04 am UTC (link)
	The Sword of Altaïr, 12th century Syria. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Who's Altaïr? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, one of our more famous Assassins. That sword helped defeat Genghis Khan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Shit. You have any idea how much that would go for on the black market? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:24 am UTC (link)
	I imagine quite a lot. But as it's an Assassin relic, you know I can't let you do more than awe over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:28 am UTC (link)
	So much awe, Evie. So much. I'll just dream about rolling in cash and buying my own island to retire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:33 am UTC (link)
	That sounds boring. Is that your goal? To have enough money to retire? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:34 am UTC (link)
	On my own island. That part's important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:39 am UTC (link)
	That just sounds more lonely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Well, it'd be me, and my wife, and Sully. And Cutter, he can come too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2016-01-18 05:48 am UTC (link)
	~~Still, it sounds qui~~ Before I found myself here, I planned to live and die by the Creed. I suppose it's hard to imagine ever retiring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sicparvis 2016-01-18 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? I know I'd get bored. I know that. I love what I do, even when I'm hanging from a cliff by one hand and some douchebags are shooting at me and I'm whining about how much I hate what I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)