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08:59 pm
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DeRo Fic
Title: All that’s in the flesh Author: Spaghettitoes Rating: PG Word Count: 900 Fandom/Pairing: Alles was zählt/In the Flesh – DeRo, DeRoMarc if you wanna see it Warnings: Aldi made me do it – consider yourself warned. Summary: You thought CCS was the real story? Come-on, you know better than that. As if death could stop Roman Wild. A/N: I purposefully didn’t look at dates from the shows because they won’t fit but *handwaves* The dates work out perfectly.
Thank you Anna for the beta - I've tried to address all concerns but I couldn't do all my usual re-checks, it was post or die! Declaration: I have nothing to do with either of these shows and this fic certainly isn’t going to change that. ( You have been warned )
Tags: alles was zaehlt awz, rating: pg
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09:50 pm
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House Fic
Title: End of the Road Author: Spaghettitoes Rating: PG? See warnings Word Count: 1.2k Fandom/Pairing: House – House/Wilson Warnings: Character death Summary: I’d love for House and Wilson to be on the road forever but it couldn’t happen. A/N: Blame Aldi! (But thank you for the beta.) I dislike past-me quite a bit for writing this. Declaration: Posted so long after the show ended I don’t think you can doubt I have absolutely nothing to gain from this. ( End of the Road )
Tags: house, rating: pg
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09:30 pm
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Stargate Atlantis Fic
Title: Monday Author: Spaghettitoes Fandom/Pairing: Stargate Atlantis/McShep Rating: PG Word Count: 1.1k Warnings: Follows canon character death but you’ve moved past that already. Summary: Given all the time Sheppard spends with McKay and the things they’ve gone through together, Beckett’s death has a secondary impact on Sheppard. Disclaimers: I have nothing to do with anything Stargate or anything really – my quest for power is unsuccessful. A/N: Thanks to Amo_Amas_Amat for the beta – she has suffered on your behalf.
( Monday )
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07:16 pm
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Fic: BBTP - The Eagle
Title: Status and Position
Author: Spaghettitoes
Rating: ...NC-17
Word Count: ~1,200
Fandom/Pairing: The Eagle (movie) – Esca/Marcus
Warnings: I aim to be as historically accurate as the source. Ye olde improvised lube.
Summary: The boys are settled on their horse farm in Spain when feelings are uncovered. Marcus is disturbed that his feelings are not wholly compliant with what Roman society expects of a man in his position.
A/N: Written last minute with the wonderful help of Amo_Amas_Amat – there’s more in my brain but I couldn’t get it all out in time for BBTP.
Declaration: I have nothing to do with whoever made this movie or the author of the original book. I continue to maintain this is their loss. ( Status and Position )
Current Mood:  nostalgic
Tags: bbtp, rating: nc-17, the eagle (movie)
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09:21 pm
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Stargate Atlantis Fic
A while ago I got back into Stargate Atlantis and after reading a fic recommended to me I got an idea in my head. It's fair to say it snowballed...
Title: Atlantis Collection
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Pairing: Stargate Atlantis/McShep
Rating: Various PG to NC-17
Word Count: 156k
Warnings
Occasional fluff, re-writing canon for my own selfish purposes, switching POV
Un-beta'd because it's a massive piece of work and the only possible reader is the person I'd ask to beta it. I have however, spent many of work hours going through this and could continue playing with it for ever. All mistakes are mine but I've tried to minimise them as much as possible.
Summary
Atlantis is developing awareness and in this version of events her favourite occupants, Sheppard and McKay are giving her plenty of work trying to understand human behaviour. The result is a child and a complete upheaval of their lives.
With the first story under my belt and a rewatch underway new ideas kept popping up so I wrote the back story (John's POV), a few re-written episodes and random little ideas I had.
I've collected them together in the most reasonable order with the original story, then the prequel, then chronological order with a brief interval for some short stories that cross different time spans before the final good bye.
The document has a contents with summary and rating before each story.
Comments happily welcomed but as I acknowledge this has mostly been a happy place for me to go to during a difficult year I'd appreciate if you didn't tear it apart.
Click here for the download.
Also available on Google but I'm not sure the links work unless you download it.
Tags: rating: nc-17, rating: pg, rating: pg-15, rating: r, stargate atlantis
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08:49 pm
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Sterek Fic
Title: The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Ship: Teen Wolf/Sterek
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 8.9k
Timeline: AU but in the vibe of S1
Warnings: Historically accurate in a Hollywood sort of way.
Summary: Stiles guards sheep at night; it’s not his dream job but where there are sheep you need to be on the lookout for wolves.
Disclaimers: Once you’ve read this story you’ll realise I have nothing to do with Teen Wolf or MTV and that’s probably for very good reasons.
A/N: Mostly beta’d by amo amas amat but time limitations meant some of it was left entirely up to me.
I am forced by the period to use the term ‘manhood’ – nothing else works but I assure you it was written with hesitation every time!
Google Docs PDF: The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Tags: au, rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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06:42 pm
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Merlin Fic
Title: Cleanliness
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Ship: Merlin (BBC) – Merlin/Arthur
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: Creative use of historic information
Summary: Arthur takes a bath. (While reading about medieval life I was inspired by descriptions of how the rich and privilege could scent their bath and that smelling nice and flowery was thought to reflect the quality of your soul.)
Disclaimers: I have no connection with the BBC or any members of the Royal family in any time period.
A/N: Beta’d by amo amas amat who knows better by now ( Click for fic )
Current Mood:  complacent
Tags: merlin (bbc), merlin/arthur, rating: nc-17
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08:59 pm
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Fic: Sterek
Title: Invasion of the Stiles
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Ship: Teen Wolf/Sterek
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 12.3k
Timeline: Post S2 (a happily-ever-after sort of AU)
Warnings: Not good if you dislike crowds or have strong opinions on grammar.
Summary: It is not the how or the why of what happened; it’s not how things got back to normal or who was to blame. What matters is the journey from A to B and
Disclaimers: Once you’ve read this story you’ll realise I have nothing to do with Teen Wolf or MTV and that’s probably for very good reasons.
A/N: Please blame amo amas amat for everything. This was just a silly idea she enabled shamelessly then beta’d to her further shame. All errors are totes hers; I’m basically her puppet.
American terminology and British spelling, this is my compromise.
PDF on Google: Invasion of the Stiles
Current Mood:  tired
Tags: rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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09:06 pm
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Teen Wolf Fic
Title: The Age-Shift
Fandom(Pairing): Teen Wolf (Sterek)
Rating: PG (the PGist, you’re more at risk of tooth rot than emotional trauma)
Word Count: 15.5k
Summary: Derek and Stiles annoy a witch, as they are often want to do.
Disclaimers: I still ain’t got nuffin to do with Teen Wolf or MTV, I may have to reassess my career goals.
Warnings: While there is Adderall prescribing information for four year olds, no respectable paediatrician will diagnose a pre-school child with ADHD; they have no access to dosage information in this story and I personally wouldn’t advocate giving powerful medication to children. You probably shouldn’t give them Mace either but I’m flexible on that apparently.
Chronology: Post S3a near-future AU (what, it takes time to write things y’know!)
A/N: Blame Anna: she forced me, through corrupt means, to post this. She also beta’d so blame her twice. All typos are hers, how can I be held responsible for my own actions? American terminology, British spelling – this is the compromise I offer you.
The Age-Shift (link to PDF on Google)
Tags: rating: pg, sterek, teen wolf
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10:21 am
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Fic: Sterek
Title: Ye Olde Sterek
Author: Spaghettitoes
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5.1k
Fandom/Pairing: Teen Wolf - Sterek
Warnings: British Spelling. Perilously precipitous to purple prose (say that three times fast). Kate and Peter are screwed up but in different ways. Pantaloons. Convenient, vague lube. Historical accuracy to a point. AU.
Summary: Stiles is a very virginal novice monk but he didn’t chose to be and Derek is a gloomy knight forced to return to a home he’d rather avoid. However, there is light in every darkness and lessons in every situation.
A/N: I don’t care about reality, monks just don’t wear underwear. Also ha – I found a way to justify using British spelling - I’m not sorry, Americans IDK what you have against the letter U. It felt more genre appropriate to have Derek be a bit more chatty than normal, OOC I know but I’ve tried to minimise that where I can. Thanks to amo_amas_amat for the Beta, although I regret I am yet to find anyone with whom I agree on the punctuation of speech. All mistakes are hers of course, even the ones I added later on - that’s why you have a beta.
Should be read in an appropriately dramatic style with an olde English accent and much aplomb.
Declaration: I have nothing to do with this show or MTV and don’t expect I ever will now that I’ve failed my potions exam. ( *bows with a dramatic cape swish* )
Tags: au, bbtp, rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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09:19 pm
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Teen Wolf Fic
Title: Group Therapy
Author: C’est Moi.
Fandom (Pairing): Teen Wolf (Sterek pre-slash)
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Life Misery – if there’s a trigger in the show, it’s in here (except gore)
Word Count: 679
Summary: Peter is back and apparently everyone has to find closure or some such crap...
Disclaimer: I’m not in any way associated with Teen Wolf and that is something I will just sit here and quietly cry over. Maybe they need someone in wardrobe? I would iron if it got me near this show. I will sew on buttons, I have no pride...
A/N: Unbeta’d as my Wifey is busy and this just crept up on me like a mugger then ran away. It’s better to talk about these things right? Inspired by a fic that intimated Stiles’ mother died in a...well, you’ll see. That story did not see the potential in that idea that I did, which is a shame. I’d give them a mention if I remembered to save my links – sorry! ( Gut-punched )</font></font>
Tags: rating: pg-15, sterek, teen wolf
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12:26 am
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Teen Wolf Fic
Title: Like a Karate-Kid Jedi-Mind-Trick Sex-Master Thing
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom(Pairing): Teen Wolf - Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,600
Summary: Stiles is a virgin - Derek has a solution to that.
Disclaimer: I have nothing whatsoever to do with Teen Wolf or MTV but if they wanted to pay me to write for them I wouldn't object.
A/N: I'm not really a stickler for the variable age of consent and won't get into a long discussion on it but I needed a reason for Derek to be building up to sex with Stiles and *ahem* Derek is totes respectful of the law and of Stiles complying with it *nods*.
Highlight for Warnings: * First time (obviously!), Stiles POV, not very kinky which can be disturbing to many, hahaha you're still reading these, Crack, if I had anything to do with Teen Woof Jackson would have turned into the werebutterfly we were promised, Warning section that's bigger than the fic*
Beta: Amo-Amas-Amat and Wildepet
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Tags: bbtp, rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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07:55 pm
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Supernatural AU Fic
Title: Deo Volente
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom: Supernatural….technically
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Word Count: ~35.5k
Rating: NC-17 Ultimately
Warnings: AU – this story has about as much to do with Supernatural as I do. Death/Afterlife. Religion – quite a lot of it, the bastardisation of genuine prayers.
Disclaimer: The fact that I’m still not working on this show may explain S7 – just saying CW, I did offer.
Summary: Dean and Castiel are monks, ordained as priests and serving a quiet little village not far from the border with New Mexico. The two are getting to know each other when the paranormal intervenes and causes them to rethink a few things.
A/N: You could say I have a priest kink but you’d be more accurate in saying I have a religious kink. Too often a priest kink is presented as a costume thing and the rest overlooked but there’s something about the kind of person who dedicates their entire life to religion that is also very intriguing. This is the story of two people who find something in the other they had never expected to receive in life. Along the way they have to consider their view of the world and God.
Beta’d by my darling Wildepet and as AU as it gets; I’m only using the names Dean and Castiel in recognition of the fact that the characters look like them.
Read in Google Documents
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Tags: au, destiel, rating: nc-17, supernatural
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12:11 pm
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SPN: Lord help us
\o/ BBTP Baby!
Title: Lord Help Us Author: Spaghettitoes Fandom: Supernatural Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Samantha Word Count: ~3,200 Rating: This is BBTP folks Warnings: Sam=Samantha but she doesn’t do anything Sam wouldn’t do. I consider AU a required warning. Summary: Sir Castiel DeNova exercises his right of prima notca when two of his subjects are arranged in marriage. Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with the show at all, which seriously needs to be addressed. A/N: Historically accurate in A Knight’s Tale kind of way. Thanks to my darling wifey Wildepet for the beta, even if we hold differing opinions on commas. I play kind of fast and loose with additional names, I think Hunith actually has some Merlin association but it doesn’t hurt to use it here.
Tags: au, bbtp, destiel, rating: nc-17, supernatural
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07:29 pm
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Supernatural Notice Board
Supernatural Notice Board
If we all track the comments on this post and keep a link handy then we can come back here when we have fic or vid recs etc without leaving them lost to twitter or on various blogs etc.
Current Mood: tired
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10:29 pm
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Supernatural Fic
Title: Finding Faith
Fandom/Characters/Pairings: Supernatural: Dean, Castiel, Jimmy, the Novaks. Word Count: 1, 614 (yeah, couldn’t I find just one more word?) Rating: PG-13
Summary: A kid called Jimmy starts hearing things; he should find this more disturbing but if you can walk through fire unharmed it must mean something. Warnings: Pre-canon, children doing dangerous things – don’t try this at home kids! Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with Supernatural or CW but y’know that’s easily corrected if you’re interested. Author's Notes: Jimmy Novak just happens to be deeply religious and the vessel of Castiel? Let’s see how that happened. My theory is that Jimmy’s father is too old, too closed minded to hear Castiel anymore and that needs to be corrected before Castiel is needed for the really important work. Also, I made my own timeline with Jimmy and Dean's timelines parallel to Misha and Jensen since there's no canon for how old Jimmy is. Betad by my darling Pet as always.
Dedicated to my darling Miru - the very first Eskimo I got hooked on this show. *mwah* Happy Birthday honey.
Tags: jimmy novak, rating: pg, supernatural
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09:22 pm
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Supernatural Fic
Title: Flooded with Light
Fandom/Characters/Pairings: Supernatural, Dean/Castiel/Lisa Word Count: 554 Rating: PG-15
Summary: Lisa’s known about Dean and Cas but it took a while for her to accept it. Warnings: Slightest hint of spoilery for S6 Disclaimer: We have nothing to do with Supernatural or CW but y’know that’s easily corrected if you’re interested. Author's Notes: My wifey and eternal beta was telling me about her own threesome story ideas: one of the suggestions was to write this relationship from the different points of view and well, Lisa ran away with my thoughts! You can blame/thank Anna for the title – in future I will leave all such matters to her.
Tags: destiel, destiel + lisa, rating: pg-15, supernatural
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12:13 pm
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Supernatural Fete: Videos
I'm letting my wifey take the wheel for this little ride so seatbelts on and if you have snacks unwrap them quietly. Don't forget we want to hear your opinions and some of your favourite vids too so share in the comments!
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Tags: fete: spn, fete: vids
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08:48 pm
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Supernatural Fete: Comment Fic Challenge
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07:43 pm
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Supernatural Fete: Caption Competition
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