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07:16 pm
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Fic: BBTP - The Eagle
Title: Status and Position
Author: Spaghettitoes
Rating: ...NC-17
Word Count: ~1,200
Fandom/Pairing: The Eagle (movie) – Esca/Marcus
Warnings: I aim to be as historically accurate as the source. Ye olde improvised lube.
Summary: The boys are settled on their horse farm in Spain when feelings are uncovered. Marcus is disturbed that his feelings are not wholly compliant with what Roman society expects of a man in his position.
A/N: Written last minute with the wonderful help of Amo_Amas_Amat – there’s more in my brain but I couldn’t get it all out in time for BBTP.
Declaration: I have nothing to do with whoever made this movie or the author of the original book. I continue to maintain this is their loss. ( Status and Position )
Current Mood:  nostalgic
Tags: bbtp, rating: nc-17, the eagle (movie)
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09:21 pm
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Stargate Atlantis Fic
A while ago I got back into Stargate Atlantis and after reading a fic recommended to me I got an idea in my head. It's fair to say it snowballed...
Title: Atlantis Collection
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Pairing: Stargate Atlantis/McShep
Rating: Various PG to NC-17
Word Count: 156k
Warnings
Occasional fluff, re-writing canon for my own selfish purposes, switching POV
Un-beta'd because it's a massive piece of work and the only possible reader is the person I'd ask to beta it. I have however, spent many of work hours going through this and could continue playing with it for ever. All mistakes are mine but I've tried to minimise them as much as possible.
Summary
Atlantis is developing awareness and in this version of events her favourite occupants, Sheppard and McKay are giving her plenty of work trying to understand human behaviour. The result is a child and a complete upheaval of their lives.
With the first story under my belt and a rewatch underway new ideas kept popping up so I wrote the back story (John's POV), a few re-written episodes and random little ideas I had.
I've collected them together in the most reasonable order with the original story, then the prequel, then chronological order with a brief interval for some short stories that cross different time spans before the final good bye.
The document has a contents with summary and rating before each story.
Comments happily welcomed but as I acknowledge this has mostly been a happy place for me to go to during a difficult year I'd appreciate if you didn't tear it apart.
Click here for the download.
Also available on Google but I'm not sure the links work unless you download it.
Tags: rating: nc-17, rating: pg, rating: pg-15, rating: r, stargate atlantis
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08:49 pm
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Sterek Fic
Title: The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Ship: Teen Wolf/Sterek
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 8.9k
Timeline: AU but in the vibe of S1
Warnings: Historically accurate in a Hollywood sort of way.
Summary: Stiles guards sheep at night; it’s not his dream job but where there are sheep you need to be on the lookout for wolves.
Disclaimers: Once you’ve read this story you’ll realise I have nothing to do with Teen Wolf or MTV and that’s probably for very good reasons.
A/N: Mostly beta’d by amo amas amat but time limitations meant some of it was left entirely up to me.
I am forced by the period to use the term ‘manhood’ – nothing else works but I assure you it was written with hesitation every time!
Google Docs PDF: The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Tags: au, rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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06:42 pm
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Merlin Fic
Title: Cleanliness
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Ship: Merlin (BBC) – Merlin/Arthur
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: Creative use of historic information
Summary: Arthur takes a bath. (While reading about medieval life I was inspired by descriptions of how the rich and privilege could scent their bath and that smelling nice and flowery was thought to reflect the quality of your soul.)
Disclaimers: I have no connection with the BBC or any members of the Royal family in any time period.
A/N: Beta’d by amo amas amat who knows better by now ( Click for fic )
Current Mood:  complacent
Tags: merlin (bbc), merlin/arthur, rating: nc-17
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08:59 pm
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Fic: Sterek
Title: Invasion of the Stiles
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom/Ship: Teen Wolf/Sterek
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 12.3k
Timeline: Post S2 (a happily-ever-after sort of AU)
Warnings: Not good if you dislike crowds or have strong opinions on grammar.
Summary: It is not the how or the why of what happened; it’s not how things got back to normal or who was to blame. What matters is the journey from A to B and
Disclaimers: Once you’ve read this story you’ll realise I have nothing to do with Teen Wolf or MTV and that’s probably for very good reasons.
A/N: Please blame amo amas amat for everything. This was just a silly idea she enabled shamelessly then beta’d to her further shame. All errors are totes hers; I’m basically her puppet.
American terminology and British spelling, this is my compromise.
PDF on Google: Invasion of the Stiles
Current Mood:  tired
Tags: rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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10:21 am
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Fic: Sterek
Title: Ye Olde Sterek
Author: Spaghettitoes
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5.1k
Fandom/Pairing: Teen Wolf - Sterek
Warnings: British Spelling. Perilously precipitous to purple prose (say that three times fast). Kate and Peter are screwed up but in different ways. Pantaloons. Convenient, vague lube. Historical accuracy to a point. AU.
Summary: Stiles is a very virginal novice monk but he didn’t chose to be and Derek is a gloomy knight forced to return to a home he’d rather avoid. However, there is light in every darkness and lessons in every situation.
A/N: I don’t care about reality, monks just don’t wear underwear. Also ha – I found a way to justify using British spelling - I’m not sorry, Americans IDK what you have against the letter U. It felt more genre appropriate to have Derek be a bit more chatty than normal, OOC I know but I’ve tried to minimise that where I can. Thanks to amo_amas_amat for the Beta, although I regret I am yet to find anyone with whom I agree on the punctuation of speech. All mistakes are hers of course, even the ones I added later on - that’s why you have a beta.
Should be read in an appropriately dramatic style with an olde English accent and much aplomb.
Declaration: I have nothing to do with this show or MTV and don’t expect I ever will now that I’ve failed my potions exam. ( *bows with a dramatic cape swish* )
Tags: au, bbtp, rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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12:26 am
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Teen Wolf Fic
Title: Like a Karate-Kid Jedi-Mind-Trick Sex-Master Thing
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom(Pairing): Teen Wolf - Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,600
Summary: Stiles is a virgin - Derek has a solution to that.
Disclaimer: I have nothing whatsoever to do with Teen Wolf or MTV but if they wanted to pay me to write for them I wouldn't object.
A/N: I'm not really a stickler for the variable age of consent and won't get into a long discussion on it but I needed a reason for Derek to be building up to sex with Stiles and *ahem* Derek is totes respectful of the law and of Stiles complying with it *nods*.
Highlight for Warnings: * First time (obviously!), Stiles POV, not very kinky which can be disturbing to many, hahaha you're still reading these, Crack, if I had anything to do with Teen Woof Jackson would have turned into the werebutterfly we were promised, Warning section that's bigger than the fic*
Beta: Amo-Amas-Amat and Wildepet
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Tags: bbtp, rating: nc-17, sterek, teen wolf
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07:55 pm
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Supernatural AU Fic
Title: Deo Volente
Author: Spaghettitoes
Fandom: Supernatural….technically
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Word Count: ~35.5k
Rating: NC-17 Ultimately
Warnings: AU – this story has about as much to do with Supernatural as I do. Death/Afterlife. Religion – quite a lot of it, the bastardisation of genuine prayers.
Disclaimer: The fact that I’m still not working on this show may explain S7 – just saying CW, I did offer.
Summary: Dean and Castiel are monks, ordained as priests and serving a quiet little village not far from the border with New Mexico. The two are getting to know each other when the paranormal intervenes and causes them to rethink a few things.
A/N: You could say I have a priest kink but you’d be more accurate in saying I have a religious kink. Too often a priest kink is presented as a costume thing and the rest overlooked but there’s something about the kind of person who dedicates their entire life to religion that is also very intriguing. This is the story of two people who find something in the other they had never expected to receive in life. Along the way they have to consider their view of the world and God.
Beta’d by my darling Wildepet and as AU as it gets; I’m only using the names Dean and Castiel in recognition of the fact that the characters look like them.
Read in Google Documents
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Tags: au, destiel, rating: nc-17, supernatural
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12:11 pm
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SPN: Lord help us
\o/ BBTP Baby!
Title: Lord Help Us Author: Spaghettitoes Fandom: Supernatural Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Samantha Word Count: ~3,200 Rating: This is BBTP folks Warnings: Sam=Samantha but she doesn’t do anything Sam wouldn’t do. I consider AU a required warning. Summary: Sir Castiel DeNova exercises his right of prima notca when two of his subjects are arranged in marriage. Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with the show at all, which seriously needs to be addressed. A/N: Historically accurate in A Knight’s Tale kind of way. Thanks to my darling wifey Wildepet for the beta, even if we hold differing opinions on commas. I play kind of fast and loose with additional names, I think Hunith actually has some Merlin association but it doesn’t hurt to use it here.
Tags: au, bbtp, destiel, rating: nc-17, supernatural
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10:24 am
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Supernatural Fic
Title: fandom dreaming Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairing: Dean, Castiel by proxy, Destiel of sorts
Rating: NC-17 (to be safe).
Word Count: 1,457
Summary: Dean’s not really a fan, he just likes the show a lot. With a little twist to the casting it could be magnificent. Warnings/Spoilers: Swearing. Doctor/Hospital kink. Technically a teeny, tiny, little spoiler for Season 5.
Author's Notes: I’m in this thing where I’m writing in the third-person but as the character. Hopefully it doesn’t break any brains. Thanks to my darling Pet for betaing this and for the things she exclaims at me when reading. I don’t really have a proper title for this beyond the file name Dr Sexy Castiel. This is also my first Supernatural fic and is what happens when I’m trapped in Wales without proper internet.
Current Mood: contemplative
Tags: destiel, rating: nc-17, supernatural
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11:42 am
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Sauna
Title: Sauna
Show/Fandom: Alles was Zaehlt
Characters/Pairing: Axel/Maximillian
Rating: NC-17 (PWP)
Summary: Axel is looking into the possibility of a sauna franchise for the centre and is paying no attention to the man he can feel watching him.
Warnings/Spoilers: No beta involved so you can only blame me.
Author's Notes: From the golden age, when Axel had newly taken over the centre and world domination lay before him – employees loved him, gave him gifts and everyone envied him *sniff* good times, good times. I have to admit I thought these two could be the power couple of the business world if they ever realised the other had something vital they lacked. Also - how do people do anything in saunas? Too hot for my liking. Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with this show or these characters and you can bet they wouldn’t listen to me…which is a damn shame.
Current Mood: amused
Tags: alles was zaehlt awz, axel/maximillian, rating: nc-17
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10:39 am
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Kodachrome
Title: Kodachrome
Show/Fandom: Alles was Zaehlt
Characters/Pairing: Oliver/Lars
Rating: NC-17 (PWP)
Summary: It’s never easy knowing how much you’ll miss someone.
Warnings/Spoilers: No beta involved only hormones
Author's Notes: Hahaha – nothing to do with the plot or anything but you know, I like this song and if you wanna have a listen . This story is from the time when Olars roamed the streets and Oliver occasionally went off to save small football playing children in Africa.
Disclaimer: One day I will own Show and these boys will be dragged back to fictional!Essen where I will make a fortune off their love but for now I own nothing and profit in no way.
Current Mood: loved
Tags: alles was zaehlt awz, olars, rating: nc-17
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09:52 pm
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The Making of Dr Oliver Sommer
Title: The Making of Dr Oliver Sommer
Show/Fandom: Alles was Zaehlt
Characters/Pairing: Oliver/Other (haha because I don't dare call him an original character!)
Warnings: Playing fast and loose with what little medical knowledge I have. Secret and obscure society is secret and obscure so don't ask 'kay!
Summary: We travel back in time to the beginning of Dr Oliver Sommer's career and discover the seeds of Olars
Disclaimer: Fictional characters, fictional place, fictional plot. Don't own them, haven no influence and don't profit (unless you count that I used a lot of work time to write this so technically... :P). If I owned Show there would be an Olars reunion and ALL of it would be censored, I would wallpaper their new sex dungeon with the complaint letters we received.
Current Mood:  energetic
Tags: alles was zaehlt awz, bbtp, olars, rating: nc-17
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