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Lizzie Saltzman (firstviolin) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-04-27 18:38:00

Entry tags:

active: bonnie bennett, active: hope mikaelson, active: josie saltzman, active: lizzie saltzman, active: thea queen, inactive: princess ariel

You know, I was never one of those girls who wanted to be a mermaid or pretended to be one in the pool.

Spoiler Alter: I'm still not.

[Josie Saltzman, Hope Mikaelson, Bonnie Bennett]

I have a tail, and I am stuck in the tub, and it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to get my phone. ~~I could have just flopped out, but, first of all, ow, and, second of all, that's more embarrassing than the tail~~ ~~I can't exfoliate scales!~~ It's really hard to maintain your inner peace when you've got scales!

And if it looks like a tornado went through the bathroom, that might have been me. ~~Help?~~ Not sure how, but I think it was. I'll clean it up when I get rid of this tail.

Until then, can someone help me? And get me a towel? ~~And some ice cre~~

[/Josie, Hope, & Bonnie]

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	Filter secondfiddle 2020-04-27 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be there as soon as I stop laughing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-27 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't laugh at you when you broke the toaster! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Filter secondfiddle 2020-04-28 01:19 am UTC (link)
	That was different. You have a tail! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	I’ll remember this next time you grow a random appendage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-27 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Mermaid is a new one. Did you get a shell bra? What color is your tail? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I almost prefer the oni. No. It's more like scales. Because why do fish need nipples? And it's gold. It goes with my hair very well. Not so much with my at home spa day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-28 01:02 am UTC (link)
	You're up there with the unicorn. There's a gold face mask somewhere in your bathroom, right? I mean, at home. Seems spa-y. So on a serious note, this happened when you were in the tub? Or did you try to get to the tub because, you know, water + mermaid = happy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I promise not to get you all euphoric next time I touch you. I do, but it's not something you use every day. When I got in the tub. I had all the nice, relaxing scents, the soothing music, a little ambiance with some scented candles, and a nice bath bomb working its magic in the tub. I got in, sat down to relax, and then TAIL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-28 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Like you could. There was a girl here ~~who looked like my mom~~ who turned into a mermaid when she touched water. I mean, technically she was a mermaid all of the time, but no tail until water. Maybe if we get you dry, you'll grow legs. Otherwise, I guess you're living in the tub for like... a week, usually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~This is one of those weird responses where it's like I said I'd try to, but I really didn't, and~~ I don't want to live in the tub! At least a pool is big, but I don't want to live in the pool, either. What if I have to pee? ~~I'm pretty sure I don't even have functioning~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-28 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I imagine fish pee, Lizzie. I've never seen it happen personally, but it's sort of a thing when you consume material. So we'll come get you dried off and see if your legs come back. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	willbestrong 2020-04-28 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, that explains the scream that almost shattered my eardrums. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	firstviolin 2020-04-28 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	That was not my intention or my fault. But I hope your ears are okay now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	willbestrong 2020-04-28 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	OH, I'm fine. Totally not used to the super hearing, I guess. Are you okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstviolin 2020-04-28 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like a headache and a half. Just this place apparently doing its thing. Why this is normal I don't know. Hurray for magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	willbestrong 2020-04-29 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	0 stars, do not recommend. This kind of thing is normal for this place? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Filter phasmatos 2020-04-28 01:58 am UTC (link)
	~~Thsi place just keeps on swinging...~~ A tail. An actual mermaid tail? It's better than a siren I guess. ~~This is a great time for me to be without my magic.~~ I'll be right there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It’s big and awkward and gold and in the way and I want my legs back. Thank you, Aunt Bonnie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oceanrebel 2020-04-28 08:57 am UTC (link)
	I understand... (Reply to this) (Thread)

firstviolin
2020-04-28 01:40 pm UTC (link)

Ugh finally. It’s like everyone wanted to be a mermaid, and some still do, and there’s all this mermaid merchandise. It’s cute, yeah, sure, but I never wanted to be a mermaid! Why would anyone want to be so trapped? So confined to the cold ocean? Yeah, sure, it’s got unexplored lands down there, things humans have never seen, but who cares? Everything’s waterlogged anyway. Other girls can stick to their mermaid fantasies. I’ll take just about anything else.

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	irktheheart 2020-04-28 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	...that's new. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	firstviolin 2020-04-28 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty sure that's what we said about the gargoyle. And the unicorn. And the dragon. And sphinx. And the mummy. And a lot of other things that are better left as stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irktheheart 2020-04-29 11:41 am UTC (link)
	I used to say it about vampires, werewolves, and witches oh my. You need anything? (Reply to this) (Parent)