Ugh finally. It’s like everyone wanted to be a mermaid, and some still do, and there’s all this mermaid merchandise. It’s cute, yeah, sure, but I never wanted to be a mermaid! Why would anyone want to be so trapped? So confined to the cold ocean? Yeah, sure, it’s got unexplored lands down there, things humans have never seen, but who cares? Everything’s waterlogged anyway. Other girls can stick to their mermaid fantasies. I’ll take just about anything else.