InsaneJournal

You know, I was never one of those girls who wanted to be a mermaid or pretended to be one in the pool.

Spoiler Alter: I'm still not.

[Josie Saltzman, Hope Mikaelson, Bonnie Bennett]

I have a tail, and I am stuck in the tub, and it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to get my phone. I could have just flopped out, but, first of all, ow, and, second of all, that's more embarrassing than the tail I can't exfoliate scales! It's really hard to maintain your inner peace when you've got scales!

And if it looks like a tornado went through the bathroom, that might have been me. Help? Not sure how, but I think it was. I'll clean it up when I get rid of this tail.

Until then, can someone help me? And get me a towel? And some ice cre