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Tweak says, "Aaaaa-mazing!!"

Lizzie Saltzman (firstviolin) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-04-27 18:38:00

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active: bonnie bennett, active: hope mikaelson, active: josie saltzman, active: lizzie saltzman, active: thea queen, inactive: princess ariel

You know, I was never one of those girls who wanted to be a mermaid or pretended to be one in the pool.

Spoiler Alter: I'm still not.

[Josie Saltzman, Hope Mikaelson, Bonnie Bennett]

I have a tail, and I am stuck in the tub, and it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to get my phone. ~~I could have just flopped out, but, first of all, ow, and, second of all, that's more embarrassing than the tail~~ ~~I can't exfoliate scales!~~ It's really hard to maintain your inner peace when you've got scales!

And if it looks like a tornado went through the bathroom, that might have been me. ~~Help?~~ Not sure how, but I think it was. I'll clean it up when I get rid of this tail.

Until then, can someone help me? And get me a towel? ~~And some ice cre~~

[/Josie, Hope, & Bonnie]

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	Filter baculum 2020-04-27 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Mermaid is a new one. Did you get a shell bra? What color is your tail? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I almost prefer the oni. No. It's more like scales. Because why do fish need nipples? And it's gold. It goes with my hair very well. Not so much with my at home spa day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-28 01:02 am UTC (link)
	You're up there with the unicorn. There's a gold face mask somewhere in your bathroom, right? I mean, at home. Seems spa-y. So on a serious note, this happened when you were in the tub? Or did you try to get to the tub because, you know, water + mermaid = happy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I promise not to get you all euphoric next time I touch you. I do, but it's not something you use every day. When I got in the tub. I had all the nice, relaxing scents, the soothing music, a little ambiance with some scented candles, and a nice bath bomb working its magic in the tub. I got in, sat down to relax, and then TAIL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-28 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Like you could. There was a girl here ~~who looked like my mom~~ who turned into a mermaid when she touched water. I mean, technically she was a mermaid all of the time, but no tail until water. Maybe if we get you dry, you'll grow legs. Otherwise, I guess you're living in the tub for like... a week, usually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter firstviolin 2020-04-28 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~This is one of those weird responses where it's like I said I'd try to, but I really didn't, and~~ I don't want to live in the tub! At least a pool is big, but I don't want to live in the pool, either. What if I have to pee? ~~I'm pretty sure I don't even have functioning~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Filter baculum 2020-04-28 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I imagine fish pee, Lizzie. I've never seen it happen personally, but it's sort of a thing when you consume material. So we'll come get you dried off and see if your legs come back. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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