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Michael Guerin [Roswell NM] ([info]ineverlookaway) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-22 16:21:00

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Entry tags:active: brooke maddox, active: tony stark, inactive: liz ortecho, inactive: max evans, inactive: michael guerin

This frog needs to go.

Q- How do you get a baby alien to go to sleep?
A- You rocket


Like, I get that I'm from Roswell where UFOs and alien conspiracies are part of life, but seriously. I thought I left that behind when I ended up here.



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[info]ambitchious
2019-09-22 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's trying to make you feel at home?

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[info]ineverlookaway
2019-09-22 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Well, it's not appreciated.

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[info]ambitchious
2019-09-22 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh, tell me about it. I think mine is trying to do the same.

Try telling it jokes?

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[info]ineverlookaway
2019-09-22 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Tried that.

Offered it a beer, and that didn't work either.

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[info]ambitchious
2019-09-22 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure frogs would know what beer is. Unless they were French frogs and then it'd be a large no.

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[info]ineverlookaway
2019-09-22 09:15 pm UTC (link)
This one found out. And seemed unphased and unimpressed.

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[info]ambitchious
2019-09-22 09:27 pm UTC (link)
More beer for you? Maybe if you enjoy it enough, you won't remember the shitty jokes.

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[info]ineverlookaway
2019-09-22 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Fair point. I am currently testing a beer and loud music in my ears to drown it out theory.

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