Some Reality Web

What do you call the God of Shell-fish?

Lobs-THOR


[Tony, Clint and Steve]

You have two friends, for simplicity sake… we’ll call one J and one D. They are both smart, and funny, and kind. They are also good friends of one another.

Say, you dated J, and loved her so much that you gave up the throne of your people and ultimately, apparently, risked their safety to court her. And eventually, you began to have Wanda inspired nightmares about (what you would later find out) was the end of the world thanks to a purple giant with many gems.

You will always have a soft spot for Jane. Sometimes, you think that maybe you miss her.

And then there is D. D is… like fresh air and the sun and home all at once. She is fun. She is energy. You have spent a lot… of time with D lately. You’ve known D for many years and your friendship is comfortable. You watch a movie in bed with D and then… suddenly you are making out with D. You quite enjoy your moment. You want to have dinner with her and treat her well.

But she is J’s friend. And you are J’s friend. And you have a fondness for J, and you do not wish to hurt her feelings.

What would you do?


...also, hypothetically speaking, D lives with your daughter from a different reality.


(added later)[Darcy]

We should talk.

This frog needs to go.

Q- How do you get a baby alien to go to sleep?
A- You rocket

Like, I get that I'm from Roswell where UFOs and alien conspiracies are part of life, but seriously. I thought I left that behind when I ended up here.

[TONY]
I just need an adult right now who knows what they're doing. Or what they're supposed to be doing.

[HARGREEVESES]
Dave's here. In the OR. They won't tell me anything.

It's hard to believe that it's already nearing the end of September.

Filtered to Hermione Granger

Forgive me, I missed your birthday. I do have something for you! Would you like to get lunch tomorrow? You can invite Luna too.

Filtered to Jim Kirk

Hi. There's something I wanted to talk to you about, are you free?

Okay, the frog was funny at first. Now it needs an off button.

This is just your obligatory "Tony Stark is arguably the best person in the universe" post. (This is the only one you're getting for the year, so I hope you properly appreciate it).


That being said, I have a pair of braces to well... Break in. So I think I will go for a walk. With my legs. Mostly.


[Sam]

I would still like to schedule with you, when its not your birthday.

So... I'm not going to school tomorrow either. Family stuff. Hope the teachers wont get upset.

[Stark Industry Scientists]

... Is there a place... I dont know... Like a bomb shelter or something where you like... Conduct dangerous experiments safely?

Im talking like... Full lock down. No people. Super strong walls. No way to break through sort of place.

Would one of those exist?

[Hargreeves]

I might try to

Im going to lock myse

Maybe I can contr