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FP Jones II ([info]yourestillhot) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-07 15:40:00

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Entry tags:active: brooke maddox, active: tony stark, inactive: emma duval, inactive: fp jones, inactive: jughead jones

So. My girlfriend is pregnant. Is it normal for her to feel sick?

[info]weirdowriter

Boy, you here?


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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Crackers. Got it.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Just breathe, man. Get to all of your appointments in time, read up on baby stuff, buy all the baby stuff, give her a massage now and then, and apparently, stay away from eggs.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I don’t think the baby likes eggs very much. Or anything green.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Looks like it wants processed foods! Been there, done that. Hope you're ready for midnight cravings.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Well, it’s my kid, so despite Alice’s best efforts that was bound to happen.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Ah see? You already knew there was no need for a paternity test there, and now you're doubly reassured.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 11:02 pm UTC (link)
I can’t wait for Al to have midnight cravings.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 11:04 pm UTC (link)
It's kinda fun though? Double orders of everything.

Triple, sometimes.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Sounds amazing.

You got a kid?

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 11:08 pm UTC (link)
She was, until the paternity tests proved I wasn't. Probably a good thing.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 11:09 pm UTC (link)
That’s shitty. I’m sorry.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 11:11 pm UTC (link)
It's fine, man. That girl did not deserve to become Francis Bean Cobain.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-07 11:14 pm UTC (link)
My daughter was named Jellybean.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-07 11:15 pm UTC (link)
That's a cute name, man.

My ex named her girl Janis.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-08 01:04 am UTC (link)
Better than the name her worthless mother saddled her with.

Like the singer?

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-08 01:06 am UTC (link)
Pray tell.

Yeah. Sixties music was always my jam, man. The war, the racism and the homophobia, not so much.

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[info]yourestillhot
2019-09-08 02:07 am UTC (link)
Forsythia.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-08 02:08 am UTC (link)
Like those demented flowers?

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Klaus | Diego
[info]trythingsmyway
2019-09-08 01:03 am UTC (link)
Excuse me, what?

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Klaus | Diego
[info]quattuor
2019-09-08 01:05 am UTC (link)
I had relationships before Dave, Diego.

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Klaus | Diego
[info]trythingsmyway
2019-09-08 01:09 am UTC (link)
I know that.

But I didn't know you thought you were gonna be a dad.

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Klaus | Diego
[info]quattuor
2019-09-08 01:11 am UTC (link)
Almost went sober.

Failed, obviously.

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Klaus | Diego
[info]trythingsmyway
2019-09-08 01:13 am UTC (link)
Why didn't you tell me?

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Klaus | Diego
[info]quattuor
2019-09-08 01:19 am UTC (link)
Aren't you glad now that I didn't? Saved you the whole suspense of becoming an uncle again!

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Klaus | Diego
[info]trythingsmyway
2019-09-08 01:37 am UTC (link)
Yeah but I could have been there for you.

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Klaus | Diego - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-08 01:43 am UTC
Klaus | Diego - [info]trythingsmyway, 2019-09-08 02:01 am UTC
Klaus | Diego - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-08 02:01 am UTC
Klaus | Diego - [info]trythingsmyway, 2019-09-08 02:16 am UTC
Klaus | Diego - [info]quattuor, 2019-09-08 02:20 am UTC
Klaus | Diego - [info]trythingsmyway, 2019-09-08 02:32 am UTC

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