Reality Crash Communications

I am aware that there is a U.F.O above us.
I ask that those of you that have the ability to do so, please do not engage in communication or try to antagonize these newcomers at this time until we know more.

I would also like to inquire if anyone recognizes the make of these ships and can give me any information on them.

-Inspector Tanith IDPD.
If you are unsure whether or not to trust me, that is fine. But please keep in mind, I am the only legally recognized voice for all things and beings transplanted here.

Whomever it may concern,

I feel as if I have been quite remiss in the social aspect of my current situation, though I find that being unfamiliar with this place and time, as well as its many strange forms of communication, works quite nicely in excusing me. It is an unfortunate fact of the matter, however, that I am by no means capable of living out the rest of my life as a hermit and this town, while lovely, is tremendously underpopulated when placed in comparison to the lands from which I hail. This being said, I appear to have acquired a package of tea. Should anyone with access to the requisite china possess some interest in partaking of a cup of what appears to be a fine brew and perhaps a bit of conversation besides, I would be quite willing to provide my services toward both. Should the party in question simply prefer to share a drink in silence, I dare say that such a decision would set with me just as well. My time here has been quite full of adventure and yet rather short on mere companionship.

Most sincerely,
O. S.