Reality Crash Communications

[filtered to lorna dane, kitty pryde*, jubilee and laura kinney even though she thinks laura might punch her for it]

So, I'm making cookies tonight. We can watch a movie in my room, have some proper not TRAINING MUTANTS fun like Erik clearly thinks is a hoot.

Who's in?


[[*yes i know she's my character but RAVEN WOULDN'T JUST IGNORE HER SOB]]

[filtered to people identifying as mutants]

Our numbers are increasing.

Please update me on your current status and the location of your home, work, and usual recreational activities. I cannot effectively guard you all without that information.

[filtered to Jonah Trimble]

I miss

I bought orange juice.

[open to all]

If the military does not stop attempting to detain me, I will begin retaliating. This is the only warning. This also applies to the police.

Hello, citizens and immigrants of Red Oak,

My name is Charles Xavier, and I have recently arrived in your lovely town a bit impromptu. By that I mean of course I am one of those who have been brought here by forces unknown from my world of origin, which could have happened at a more convenient time, but never mind that. (Thank you again for the explanation, Gladys, you're a gem of a woman.)

Since lodging and food have been taken care of and it does seem all my organs and limbs remain in the proper order, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself and extend my services to whomever may be working on our exit from this place (not to insult your town, but I'm afraid I have rather pressing business at home). In the meanwhile, since it's possible I might be here for some time and find myself short on funds, would anyone know of any job opportunities for a doctor of genetics? I'm afraid I left my diploma in my other universe, but I think a practical test of my knowledge ought to do the trick. My world is in 1962, so obviously the field has changed since, but I am more than willing to catch up on what I've missed.

Sincerely,

Charles Xavier

So on the list of crappy turns my life had taken, being stuck in some weirdo town which might be even weirder than my own hometown, is probably in the top ten. Probably right after crashing a car with no driver, and having an affair with the ghost of my ex-girlfriend.

Right. So the point in this is I wanna know what's going on around here. I've got plans to explore later with the Doctor, but figured a heads up might be helpful.

Tell me how I return to my universe.

If there are people who come from the same world as the X-Men I want to contact you.

( A flashing message across the entire network, for everyone )

This is probably going to sound a little strange, but I've never been big on celebrating my own birthday. I would get a present every year from my Cêpan Nicholas my uncle, but it was never more celebratory than that. And I figure you're only young once, right? So tomorrow is my 18th birthday and I would love to hear ideas for what to do for fun. I think I'll start the "party" tonight and it will just roll nicely into tomorrow. Suggestions?

Sup? I got a few questions of mondo importance.
Where can a mallrat find some decent chili cheese fries?
Has anyone heard of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters?
Think it's too late to ask Santa for stuff for Christmas or has the cut off date been reached?