Reality Crash Communications

On the off chance that I'm not just dreaming or, maybe more likely, just imagining things, is there anyone out there who can explain why I fell asleep already on a bus and then woke up... at a bus stop? Doubt anyone was nice enough to throw me off in the right town and, considering I just made the mistake of looking up and I'm maybe a little bit crazy already, I'd really just like to rule out "alien abduction" as the most likely excuse before the white coats start showing.