Reality Crash Communications

[Text to Castiel]

ACCEPTABLE.

( Left for Meg in his place on the bed early Thursday morning )

[text to Castiel]

Wanna go monster hunting? Apparently it's a thing you can do now. :)

( warnings for just ....everything. the swearing, i cannot. somehow this is someone else's fault, but uhhhhh just go with it and don't say i didn't warn you )

( Here there be dragons. ...or swear-happy half-demons. Whatever. )

Perhaps it is not exactly important, but the local mother ship has been blocking my view of some of the stars these past few nights.
Would it be considered rude of me to ask them to move? I dare say, my etiquette with aliens isn't quite up to par these days.

( JEREMY GILBERT, YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE )

TO: Charles Stupidface
SENDER: Raven

Charles. He's here. Hank is here



TO: Lorna D <3
SENDER: Raven

Girl emergency. Come quickly. Bring ice cream.

This is kind of just for the guy I talked to on here a while back when I was looking for video cassettes. If you're not him, I guess just ignore this. I just don't remember his name. Sorry.

But yeah. One of the waitresses at Denny's is selling some of her ex's stuff. Already called dibs on the computer but she's got an old camcorder for cheap, if you're still looking. Told her I might know someone so she's holding onto it for now. Just so you know.

[filtered to lorna dane, kitty pryde*, jubilee and laura kinney even though she thinks laura might punch her for it]

So, I'm making cookies tonight. We can watch a movie in my room, have some proper not TRAINING MUTANTS fun like Erik clearly thinks is a hoot.

Who's in?


[[*yes i know she's my character but RAVEN WOULDN'T JUST IGNORE HER SOB]]

How are you? You're all right, I hope. I know you've seen the space ship by now.

I was thinking maybe we could do some investigating. If you'd like to come with me anyway.

So this might seem out of the blue, and I don't know if you will even see this, but Hi. My name is Billy Kaplan, and if it's not too much trouble considering our current situation, I would really like to meet you. I have some things I need to talk to you about, and I would feel better doing it in person.

Anna,

The flowers at your door are from me. I hope you like snapdragons.

Will you go to dinner with me this Friday? Assuming the aliens haven't killed us all by then. Maybe we should make it Wednesday.

Sincerely,

Seth

...Uh.

This is Cadet--this is Alex Summers, over. Can anyone from the crew of the X-ray Bravo Seven Zero hear me? I'm--definitely not where I'm supposed to be right now.

I am aware that there is a U.F.O above us.
I ask that those of you that have the ability to do so, please do not engage in communication or try to antagonize these newcomers at this time until we know more.

I would also like to inquire if anyone recognizes the make of these ships and can give me any information on them.

-Inspector Tanith IDPD.
If you are unsure whether or not to trust me, that is fine. But please keep in mind, I am the only legally recognized voice for all things and beings transplanted here.

On the off chance that I'm not just dreaming or, maybe more likely, just imagining things, is there anyone out there who can explain why I fell asleep already on a bus and then woke up... at a bus stop? Doubt anyone was nice enough to throw me off in the right town and, considering I just made the mistake of looking up and I'm maybe a little bit crazy already, I'd really just like to rule out "alien abduction" as the most likely excuse before the white coats start showing.

Hello?

I found a radio, I hope it's connected to someone. Would anybody try to find me? I don't know where I am.

Are there any sights to see around here? Like... stuff that isn't the manor or the hospital or Denny's? I'm kinda getting bored looking at the same old stuff and I don't have any of my instruments with me, so ... tell me where to go. Distance ain't an issue for me.

[filtered to people identifying as mutants]

Our numbers are increasing.

Please update me on your current status and the location of your home, work, and usual recreational activities. I cannot effectively guard you all without that information.

[filtered to Jonah Trimble]

I miss

I bought orange juice.

[open to all]

If the military does not stop attempting to detain me, I will begin retaliating. This is the only warning. This also applies to the police.

I'm looking for directions to a liquor store. Lack of niggling questions a bonus.