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Challenge # 31: Closed//Challenge # 32: Eating Out [Sep. 26th, 2007|05:13 pm]

happier_bunny
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That's all folks....the Definiton of Happy Challenge is officially CLOSED.

Let's see, Emmett and Jen get ONE condom each
Michael gets Two Condoms
Brian comes in second with a mere SIX

AND THE WINNER IS: JUSTIN with 21 (someone else better start writing a drabble a day like [info]vamphile or Justin will continue to WIN AT LIFE)
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CHALLENGE # 32: EATING OUT
Here's the challenge, they can eat out anywhere (Justin's ass, Brian's ass :P) but the diner....
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Challenge #30 Definition of Happiness [Sep. 26th, 2007|03:31 pm]

vamphile
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Title: Good Morning
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Whenever the hell you want
Condom(s): Justin



Good Morning





“Roll over.”

Justin did. Brian was buried deep inside him when the alarm went off. “Shut that fucking chirpy thing off.”

Brian didn’t even change his rhythm as he threw the clock against the wall. “Happy?”

“Brian, harder.”

When they’d both come and Brian was running his fingers through Justin's hair. Justin sighed blissfully.

“You in a better mood now?”

Justin nodded, “A pre-meeting fuck always makes the day seem sunnier.”

“Glad I could help.”

Eventually they headed toward the shower. “Justin, is this kiwi shampoo?”

“It’s mine.”

Brian shook his head. “if there was any question you were gay…”
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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 26th, 2007|02:13 pm]
brianswalk
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Title: Word of the Day
Author: Brianswalk
A/N: I thought I was finished yesterday, but Emmett started jumping up and down saying "Ooh, me, me! You forgot me!" So here's Emmett's take on the challenge.
Condom: Brian

Word of the Day

Brian, Justin and Ted slid into the booth where Emmett sat dejectedly filling out paperwork.

“What’s up, Em?” Justin asked.

“I’m filling out a matchmaker’s questionnaire. I can’t seem to describe myself.”

“Let’s see what you have,” Ted said pulling the application from Emmett’s hand. “Sunny, chirpy, glad, blissful, and gay.”

“The gayest of the gay,” Brian added wryly.

“This is boring, let’s give you a little zing,” Ted exclaimed. “How about: effervescent, scintillating, vivacious…”

“Effulgent?” Justin chimed in.

Ted and Emmett turned to Justin in astonishment.

“What? I got 1500 on my SATs!”

“The lad’s a genius,” Brian crowed.
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Challenge #13: Definition of Happy [Sep. 26th, 2007|12:28 pm]
doppelganger44
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[mood |determined]

TITLE: "BLISSFUL REAR"
AUTHOR: Doppelganger
TIMELINE: S1. What if Emmett got what he really, really wanted?
A/N: This was not beta'd so....
Condom for Emmett


It’s sunny outside. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing-street kids screaming insults at each other?

‘Huh?’

It’s a very important day for him. Everything’s just so gay.

‘Don’t let them ruin it.’

Emmett looked out the window and yelled at the kids on their street. ‘Probably the same kids who trashed Brian’s Jeep.’

One of them threw a rock at the window as he closes it.

He didn‘t care but glad wasn't hit on the head. He looked at his reflection in the mirror, turned around, did a Marilyn Monroe impersonation before blissfully pinching his cheeks.

“Nice implants!”

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Challenge #31: Definition of Happy [Sep. 26th, 2007|12:04 pm]
doppelganger44
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[mood |determined]

TITLE: "LIBERTY RIDE"
AUTHOR: Doppelganger
BETA: Tweedygal
TIMELINE: Liberty Ride episode
A/N: Thanks Tweedy! I did a couple of changes on it. I hope you guys like it :O) Condom's for Kinney



“What the fuck’s that chirping sound?” Brian looked up the sunny sky.

“They’re called birds,” Justin obnoxiously replied.

“That’s something to be gay about,” Emmett tilted his head.

“Are they hard and throbbing?” Brian said sarcastically.

“Justin meant flying birds, not cocks.” Michael said.

“Where‘s the bathroom?” Brian looked around.

“Here’s some toilet paper, there’s a bush over there,” Justin pointed to a row of wild plants not far from their tents. Brian was dumbfounded.

“Blissful night ahead of us. Mosquitoes everywhere,” said Ted.

“Hard ground for our bed,” added Ben.

“Aren’t you glad for the Liberty Ride?” said Emmett.

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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 25th, 2007|05:26 pm]
brianswalk
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Title: Lioness
Author: Brianswalk
Timeline: Future
A/N: Happy words do not always mean a happy mood. I give you a little drama.
Condom: Believe it or not, Jennifer

Lioness

“You can keep your shiny new life, with your prepubescent wife’s sunny smile and chirpy attitude.

“You can go on ignoring the fact that we have a gay son, keep living in blissful ignorance by pretending Justin didn’t almost die twice because of who he is.

“But your only daughter is getting married, you son of a bitch, and she wants you to walk her down the aisle. You will be there, Craig, and you will be glad for her. You will be civil to Justin and his partner. Then you can go back to being the prick you’ve become.”
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[Sep. 25th, 2007|04:57 pm]

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Title: Even Further Adventures of JT, Rage, Zephyr and the Evil!Dwarves
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Sometime post Fiddler, I guess, Season Four if i had to pin it down
Condom(s): Justin gets all 5.

Started Here
Continued from here




The Continuation of the Continuing Adventures
Of
Rage, JT, Zephyr and The Evil!Dwarves



( five drabbles under the cut )
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Challenge #30 Definition of Happiness [Sep. 25th, 2007|04:55 pm]

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Title: The Completion of the Evil!Dwarf Adventures
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Sometime post Fiddler, I guess, Season Four if i had to pin it down
Condom(s): Justin

Started Here
Continued from here




The Completion of the Evil Dwarf Adventures



Once back in the lair Rage blinked at JT. His clothes disappeared. He had no need for his powers of mind control. JT was already lying back on the alter/bed, reaching for Rage.

Rage, needing no further invitation shed his own clothes and covered JT’s body with his. He ran his fingers through JT’s hair. “So I guess we’re done with the evil dwarves.”

“I don’t know, I’m pretty Blissful right now, and very Glad to be here with you. He gave Rage a Sunny smile.

“Aren’t you going to say you’re Chirpy?”

JT laughed. “Even I’m not that Gay.”
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Challenge #31, Definition of happiness [Sep. 24th, 2007|10:01 pm]
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Title: Juror #9
Notes: Thank you to [info]catcayman for the beta. This is probably post-513, but I don't think it really matters. I think I'm down to one drabble a week now. :-(
And the condom goes to: The divine and lovely Brian.

Brian stormed into the loft and slammed his briefcase down.

“Are you all right?” Justin asked.

“Of course,” Brian snapped. “I’m happy. Blissful. Downright chirpy.” He huffed, “Fucking jury duty blows.”

“Apparently. You look like Emmett did when they cancelled Gay as Blazes. You really should be glad to serve. It’s your civic duty,” Justin chided.

“Save the public service announcement for someone else. And come give Juror #9 a blowjob. It’s your civic duty to keep him happy.”

“So that’s what you meant by 'jury duty blows'!” laughed Justin.

“Any objections?” Brian asked.

“None,” Justin said with a grin.
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Challenge #31: Definition of Happy [Sep. 24th, 2007|05:48 pm]
doppelganger44
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TITLE: "FIFTY YEARS (In a Heartbeat)"
AUTHOR: Doppelganger
BETA: Tweedygal
A/N: The only way I picture Brian and Justin in the future...Thanks a bunch to dearest Tweedygal, your advice means a lot to me and also thanks for the patience. You're amazing!
CONDOM: I wish I could give Kinney one too but this is for Sunshine.


Are you happy?
No. You're beyond that.
You look at him while the tips of your fingers play with his grayish-once-blond locks.
His gay blue eyes look back at you; lips smiling, reminding you why everybody calls him Sunshine.
Including you.
His chirpy disposition tantamount to sunny days like today.
You're glad you followed him to NY.
With rings in your pocket, you drove 400 miles, scared shitless he wouldn't be convinced that bad decisions were made.
But, here you are. 
Together.
Such a blissful day for your 50th year.
And you'd do it all over again...in a heartbeat.

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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 24th, 2007|08:05 am]
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Title: Lighten Up, Brian
Author: Brianswalk
Condom: Brian

Lighten Up, Brian

“Come on, Brian,” Justin pleaded. "Stop feeding into the stereotypical gay man thing. It’s a beautiful, sunny day. The birds are all chirpy…”

“Chirpy?”

“Smell that fresh air! Be glad you’re alive!”

“Is chirpy even a word?” Brian interrupted.

“Brian, please. Don’t spoil this for Gus,” Justin said in exasperation. “Camping with you was the only thing he wanted for his birthday. Can’t you at least pretend you’re thrilled, for his sake?”

“You’re blissful enough for both of us, Sunshine.” Brian shook his head and mumbled, “I’ve got to stop agreeing to things when my dick is in your ass.”
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Challnge #30 Definition of Happiness [Sep. 23rd, 2007|05:38 pm]

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Title: The Further Adventures of Rage, JT and the Evil!Dwarves
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: It's now in the Rage!Vese so It's up to you. It's before the Wedding Issue though, I think.
Condom(s): Justin, Justin, Justin, and Justin

Started Here
Continued from here

( the further adventures of... )
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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 23rd, 2007|08:03 am]
catcayman
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Title: PSAT
Author: Catcayman
Timeline: Way post 513
Condom to: Justin

“This reminds me of helping you with your studying.” Brian smirked at Justin.

Justin murmured, “When I wasn’t having hands-on tutoring in Gay Sex 101.”

“Gross,” 15-year-old Gus answered, “Dad’s helping me study for my PSAT.”

“Gus, which of these words doesn’t belong: sunny, chirpy, gay, glad, lugubrious, blissful?”

Gus looked confused, “The answer’s lugubrious, but gay means two guys fucking.”

“And that’s blissful,” Brian answered seriously.

“Gay can mean either definition,” Justin replied, “Like fag can also means cigarette.”

“You probably did terribly on your SAT,” Gus looked pityingly at Justin. “Good thing you’re a talented artist.”

Brian snorted.
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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 23rd, 2007|08:30 am]
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Title: Over the River and Through the Woods...
Author: Brianswalk
Warnings: Complete suckage
Condom: Brian

Over the River and Through the Woods...

Constance held Justin at arms length and declared, “Sweetie, show me that sunny smile of yours, always so blissful and chirpy!” Turning to Brian she continued, “And who is this handsome devil?”

“Grandmother, I’d like you to meet Brian, my boyfriend.”

“I’m pleased to meet you ma’am,” Brian said, extending his hand.

“Jennifer was right, you are a looker! Justin, you’ve got good taste. Brian, honey, I’m glad to finally meet you. Welcome to the family!” Constance laughed at the surprised look on her grandson’s face. “Oh, don’t look so shocked, Justin. I knew you were gay before you did!”
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[Sep. 22nd, 2007|07:42 pm]

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Title: Plotting
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Really, just put it any time after season three when we first hear about Ice Tina, it could be post 513 if you want.
Condom(s): Justin
Started Here
Continued from here




Plotting





Justin stared at Michael. “Are you insane?”

Michael handed the customer his change. “I think it’s a great idea.”

“You want Rage and JT to be tied together in a sling by Sunny, Chirpy, Glad, Blissful and Gay? And then you want Zephyr to rescue them?”

Michael crossed his arms and glared back. “I don’t see why it’s so unbelievable.”

Justin shook his head. “Of course you don’t.”

“Hey!, what’s that supposed to mean?”

“Michael, Rage and JT can deal with the evil dwarves themselves.”

“Like the dealt with Ice Tina?”

Justin sighed. “Fine, Zephyr can help.”

Michael smiled. “Good.”
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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 22nd, 2007|07:22 am]
doppelganger44
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TITLE: "NOT-SO-GAY (as in happy) FAIRY"
AUTHOR: Doppelganger
BETA'D BY: Tweedygal (THANKS SO MUCH!!!!)
A/N: Imagine Brian at the 'fairy' gathering...hehehehe Somehow, Mikey and Em convinced Brian and Justin to go to the next gathering with them. But, oppss...where is Sunshine anyways?!
Condom goes to Sunshine!



'Who's the genius behind this shit?' Brian wondered. His eyebrows knit in anger.

'Nature. Fuck it.' Chirping sounds up the trees...blissfully sunny everywhere...gays in really tasteless drag.

"Michael, whatthefuck!" Brian said, not very glad.

"It's Dumpling. Call me Dumpling. You have to think of your fairy name too, you know."

"The fuck I will."

"Don't worry, it'll come to you. Right, Dumpling?" Brian rolled his eyes at Emmett who looked very happy.

'Where the fuck????' Brian noticed someone was missing.

"Where's Justin?" He asked.

"He's getting something from the car real quick," Emmett answered him.

"That fucking sneaky little twat!"
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Evil!Dwarves, 4 Drabbles [Sep. 21st, 2007|04:31 pm]

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Title: The Adventures of the Evil!Dwarves
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: I don't know, like, late season four?
Condom(s): Justin gets all Four
starts here
Continues here



The Adventures of Sunny, Chirpy, Glad, Blissful and Gay



( Four Drabbles under the cut )
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Challenge #31 - The Definition of Happy [Sep. 21st, 2007|03:55 pm]
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Title: Daddy and Daughter
Author: Foreverbm
A/N; This is a really hard challenge and this is pretty pathetic but I was determined to at least write 2.
Condom: Michael


I woke to JR bouncing on the bed, talking so fast I couldn’t keep up.
How could anyone be so chirpy and gay at, I opened one eye, looking at the clock, 7am.
“Daddy, can we go to the park, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
It seemed a sunny day and I was glad we might be able to burn off some of her energy.
I turned over, looking at Ben, who was still enjoying a blissful sleep.
“First we have to wake Uncle Ben”
We grinned at each other before diving under the covers.
If I couldn’t sleep he wasn’t going to either.
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Challenge 31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 21st, 2007|12:04 am]

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Challenge: #31: The definition of happy - sunny, chirpy, gay, blissful, glad
Title: Nightmares and Fairytales
Timeline: post 513
Warning: Lameness
A/N: Seriously, I wasn't joking about the lameness warning. The title is stolen from the comic books that i was reading when i thought of this.
Condom: Justin

Brian smiled at him in the mirror as he smoothed down his tux.

"Aren't you happy Justin? It's going to be the perfect day! It's sunny. The birds are all chirpy and full of song. Puppies are frolicking in the park."

Justin felt a cold chill crawl up his spine.

"And by this time tomorrow, we'll be happily married gay men."

Justin woke up with a start, glad as shit to realize he was alone in his bed, in New York. He closed his eyes, remembering Brian fucking him into the mattress the weekend before, and blissfully drifted back asleep.
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Drabble challenge #31 [Sep. 20th, 2007|10:17 pm]
brianswalk
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The Definition of Happy
Title: The Anniversary Party
Author: Brianswalk
A/N: This challenge is definitely a challenge. I vow to do better than this.
A/N 2: Anyone out there actually use the word "chirpy"?
Timeline: Future
Condom: Brian

The Anniversary Party

“What’s the matter, Brian? A little hung-over?”

“Be glad you left when you did,” Brian groaned. “Drinking myself into oblivion was the only way to tolerate them. Even your blissful, chirpy disposition couldn’t hold a candle to that bunch, Emmett.”

“Well, Deb and Carl had a gay old time, and that’s what counts. It was their day after all.”

“I don’t know how Carl has put up with her sunny disposition for ten years.”

“Why not? Justin’s put up with yours for even longer, Brian. Where is Justin, anyway? ”

“Hugging the porcelain throne. He had a wonderful time, too.”
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Don't Stop [Sep. 20th, 2007|08:36 pm]

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Title: Don't Stop
Author: Vamphile
Timeline: Whenever the Hell You Want
Condom(s): Justin
continued here



Don't Stop





Brian stared at Justin’s caricatures of his friends and the captions, “Sunny, Chirpy, Glad, Blissful and Gay?” He shook his head. “Justin, what the fuck are these?”

Justin yawned and stretched, “what?”

Brian put the sketchpad close to Justin’s face. Justin pushed it back and tried to focus. “Wow, I was really wasted.”

Brian nodded. “Evil dwarves?”

Justin shrugged. “Something like that.”

“Well, keep them away from Rage.” Brian’s hand snaked under the duvet and around Justin’s cock.

“Okay.”

“Promise?”

Justin nodded, “as long as you don’t stop.”

“This?” Brian asked innocently his hand moving slowly.

Justin moaned. “Yeah, that.”
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Challenge #31 - The Definition of Happy [Sep. 20th, 2007|10:54 pm]
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Title: Ordinary Day
Author: Foreverbm
A/N: This was really hard to get all the words into one drabble but I tried and did it
Condom: Michael


It was a sunny day and I was laden down with groceries, glad to be almost home. Loud music welcomed me as I opened the door.
Hunter was sprawled on the floor, surrounded by books and what looked liked gay rights posters.
“What the fuck does ‘chirpy” mean?” he asked, biting on the end of his pencil.
“Huh?”
“Geeeezzzz…..when’s Ben home?”
“Hey! I can help you with your homework”
His look said enough.
I flicked off the music, grateful for the blissful silence which lasted all of 20 seconds but I couldn’t help smiling as I headed to the kitchen.
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Challenge #31 - The Definition of Happy [Sep. 20th, 2007|01:05 pm]
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Title: Hopeful
Author: Foreverbm
Condom: Michael

I looked at the house, thinking how perfect it was.
I could almost see JR playing in the sunny yard, Hunter bounding down the steps, Michael standing in the doorway yelling at him not to be late home.
I would give Michael time, holding onto the hope that one day he would be ready for a change.
His voice interrupted my thoughts and I looked down at him.
"How soon can we see it?"
The beaming smile on his face made my heart skip a beat and I knew another long held dream of mine was about to come true.
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Challenge #30 CLOSED//Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy [Sep. 19th, 2007|09:44 pm]

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The official condom count is:
Ben: 3
Brian: 10

And our winner:
Justin, with 36 condoms. good lord</font>



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Challenge #31: The Definition of Happy

For this challenge, you must use the following words in your drabble:
sunny
chirpy
gay
glad
blissful


Remember guys, you if have any ideas for challenges, leave us a comment!
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