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[Jul. 14th, 2008|11:42 am] |
Title: The Little Mer!Brian
Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dirtylttlescret
Beta: The lovely and talented tweedygal
A/N: This mostly follows the Hans Christian Andersen version of The Little Mermaid, but it sort of deviates at the end. Also, it's crack. You've been warned. 6,000 words. (NC-17)
The Little Mer!Brian |
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| Need a fix? |
[Jul. 13th, 2008|10:44 am] |
Let's break out some Meredith shall we?
UNDER A DOCTOR'S CAREDr. Brian Kinney is a single father of two. What happens when he crosses the line and accidentally gets involved with a patient's personal life? (author's description)
Hee, have fun! |
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| *please pass the spork, k?* |
[Jul. 4th, 2008|12:07 am] |
The crack I find myself reading.
Somehow I stumbled upon "Gayboy Mansion", and I started clicking the other stories (I really need to learn to not do that to myself).
Anyway, I found this gem. Despite the fact I have an unusually high tolerance for such things, I almost shit a brick when I realized that Brian is apparently working for Craig and seeing Justin on the side.
In a meeting with Craig and a client, Brian gets a "911" page, and he knows it's from his baby(tm). He calls his baby(tm) to find out what all the fuss is about. This is what the huge emergency is (and, sadly, I'm not even surprised):
"You know what’s wrong," the boy sobbed. "Mom said you’re not coming to my party! Brian, you pro-m-mised," he hiccuped. Then his voice lowered hesitantly, "Are you mad at me? Did I do something wrong?" Justin was wheezing now and Brian knew he had worked himself into an asthma attack. "You d-don’t lo-ove me any-mo-ore…"
Apparently, he's also asthmatic, too. |
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| Fireside Chats by DPS |
[Jul. 1st, 2008|07:16 pm] |
Does anyone remember these? If not, here's the link.
I stupidly decided to see how many chapters had been written since I'd quit reading teh crackiness I think I gave up somewhere around what may or may not have been chapter 107, and it's up to chapter 293!
Chapter 293 starts off with some of the best crack ever:
It was well after midnight when the denizens of the loft kind of staggered into that loft – way too late for any fireside chat – under normal circumstances that is – but then circumstances were not usually normal in the loft.
“Turn on the fireplace, Bri,” Justin suggested in his most insistent tone. “We need to talk.”
“As soon as I get this flannel shirt off, Sweetheart,” Brian told him. “I don’t like flannel shirts – too hot.”
Sweetheart? *pets poor OOC, Brian!INO*
Go ahead, click the link - you know you wanna. :D |
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| Choir Boy by Grover |
[Jun. 30th, 2008|10:21 pm] |
My favorite crack!goddess Grover has written even more installments of "Choir Boy". It's up to eight chapters and has been updated recently (unlike her other stories such as "Agoraphobia" - which sadly left everyone alive at the end of the last installment).
Seriously, it's Grover. How can it not be good? |
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| Glitter and Shine |
[Jun. 29th, 2008|10:49 am] |
GLITTER AND SHINE a post season 2 fic that has Justin going to Europe with Ethan - by Margaret. |
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| INTERMISSION |
[Jun. 22nd, 2008|11:00 am] |
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Ok, I've got some a great fic for you guys today and I haven't read this fic in years. Be warned because it will suck you and you won't be seen for days. ROFL
It's a pre-season three schmoopfest, sprinkled with plenty of angst. We've got Brian/other, Justin/other, sorta!evil!Mikey, sorta!evil!Mel, chef!Justin, tortured!Brian and so much more but it's all wrapped up in love.
It's by Morpheus.
I think this is the order:
INTERMISSION page one
INTERMISSION page two
GOLDEN GATE - I'm pretty sure that this is set in the same verse as Intermission but if not, it can be read as a stand alone.
FASTFORWARD - Sequel to Golden Gate
Happy Sunday! |
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| Repost |
[Jun. 16th, 2008|07:05 pm] |
This is a repost from my journal.
Title: Justin and the Beast
Author: dirtylttlescret
Rating: R for ridiculous
A/N: 5,500 words of crack!fic. Based on the old timey telling of Beauty and the Beast, not the cartoon version. 'Cause old school is cool yo.
Also, I just realized as I posted this that I should have done Sunshine and the Beast, but meh, what are you going to do.
( Justin and the Beast ) |
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| Time for the Sunday Fix: Healing the Heart |
[Jun. 15th, 2008|09:50 am] |
This is one of my all time fave MEREDITH fics.
It's an AU, Justin's parents die, he comes to live with his cousin Lindsay, and of course he meets Brian.
I've no idea why this fic tickles my fancy so, but it does and I hope you guys enjoy it too.
HEALING THE HEART |
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| Soooo high on teh crack.... |
[Jun. 12th, 2008|07:56 pm] |
Just yesterday morning, my crack!whore friends and I were having our morning constitutional of Diet Coke and crack at ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) qaf_crackfic , when outlander posted an exquisite icon by brianslave68 of Brian's ass as he opened the door for Vance and Stockwell during episode 311 (not the icon above.)
Because I was high on teh crack, I noticed that not only did Brian's ass look remarkably beautiful, perky, and, well, it was a great icon featuring Brian's ass...it also struck me that it looked like Brian was taking a piss in the corner of the loft, by the door. (Not because of anything to do with the icon; it was more to do with the silliness of the mood and conversation at the time...and if you didn't know what Brian was doing in that cap, seriously...where are his hands???) If you are so moved to want to read the actually insanity that ensued, you can find them here.
Amongst the comments were a few lines I wrote about how Justin had to deal with Brian peeing in the corner of the loft; and thus, a sick little double crack!drabble was born. I did have some encouragement, but hell, I'll take the blame. I'm still not sure if this is only funny to us or if it has any humor in the real world, outside of our cracky little universe, but I figure I'd share. Beta'd by besamislabios, you are a patient and tolerant soul. All mistakes are mine. Screencap from Reminiscent Designs.
For besamislabios, happier_bunny, and outlander...here's to Diet Coke out the nose....and making it to the bathroom on time.
Title: Brian's Favorite Corner
Author: 4cupcakes1988
Warnings: If the above isn't enough...yes, Brian is peeing on the floor again. Definite crack.
( Enter at your own risk ) |
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| NEW YEAR aka Blindfolded!escort!Justin |
[Jun. 11th, 2008|09:10 am] |
I'm not going to waste any time describing the magical fic of our goddess Rizabeau because Xie wrote a beautiful tribute already. Instead, crack!whores, let's jump right in...
xie_xie_xie's ODE TO RIZABEAU
NEW YEAR
and it's sequel
SPRING FEVER
ETA: ACK...I almost forgot to include these fabulous icons made by the creative goddess qafmaniac.
  
  
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[Jun. 5th, 2008|06:50 pm] |
This is a crosspost from my journal of the QAF version of Pretty Woman.
Title: My Fair Hustler, or if you prefer, Pretty Homo
Author: dirtylttlescret
Rating: NC-17
Beta: pinkfriction
My Fair Hustler |
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| IN SEARCH OF CLUES |
[Jun. 2nd, 2008|11:48 am] |
I haven't read this one in a LONG time gang so it's going to be like almost reading something new for me. hee
It's a season three mystery AU.
We've got: ad campaigns for kitty sweaters // clues // murder // intrigue // murder (so yes there's some character death but not B/J) // angst
There's something for everyone I'm certain of it.
IN SEARCH OF CLUES by Phluphee |
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| Picture Perfect |
[Jun. 1st, 2008|10:20 pm] |
not_yet_defined I'm so very sorry.
Try this instead by Twinflower: PICTURE PERFECT
Brian and Justin meet in a different way and Brian loves the movie Moulin Rouge (what it relaxes him.) snicker.
Have fun! |
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[May. 31st, 2008|10:25 pm] |
I come bearing the great crack pipe: a couple of fics from Hollyllex
RESCUE - A post season 2 AU...Justin's a hero and Brian's grateful and a reunion ensues. Justin has elegant feet that Brian blows a raspberry on...need I say more?
DINER DRAMA - a post season 2 AU that is schmoopy and silly and so cracky you'll be high when you're done. Brian sets Justin up in an apartment in the loft's building and Justin cooks him dinner once a week because Brian loves his jambalaya, his lasagna, and some casserole thingy. It doesn't get much better than this...
Have fun! |
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| Second Best |
[May. 26th, 2008|08:30 am] |
Since it feels like Sunday morning, I started one of my fave AUs by Meredith and thought I'd share with you guys.
SECOND BEST Author's Summary: Justin is 26 and has just started a job at a graphics firm in Pittsburgh. He has an older brother who was Brian's boyfriend for a couple of years. Justin has always felt that he was second best to his brother and is surprised at what happens when he runs into Brian once again.
Have fun. hee |
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| Need a fix??? |
[May. 25th, 2008|05:16 pm] |
How about a couple of silly, schmooptastic stand alones by HannahKelli
LABEL QUEENS
FINALS |
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| Rosemary's Ba-- er, I mean: Demons Within |
[May. 23rd, 2008|11:30 pm] |
I've only read one page so far, but I thought about you girls the moment I clicked the author's nick.
So, basically Brian is the Satan's spawn (I think Justin is too, or maybe he's just goth/evil, but I'm not sure), priests talk in broken Latin, Joan is scared and that's what I know just from reading first page and scanning the text superficially.
Please let me know if it gets better than that, I don't feel brave enough to find out on my own.
The fic in question is:
Demons Within by toploft69
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| OMG, YAY |
[May. 19th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
Our wonderful crack!goddess Grover has written a new story Choir Boy. It's complete but is only two chapters - not enough crackiness, IMHO.
I have no idea if it's horrible any good or not, but I had to tell someone. :D |
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| Innocent Betrayal |
[May. 11th, 2008|10:36 am] |
INNOCENT BETRAYAL by Meredith
Author's Description:
AU
Summary: Brian and his boyfriend Kyle move to the suburbs. What happens when they meet their new neighbors Justin and Luke?
The title alone made me want to read this one years ago. LOL. I always have fun with a good Meredith story so enjoy! :) |
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