Yes, yes, blame vamphile...
We are fandom, so we debate and kvetch and argue and wank until our little fingers are sore, and in the end, who the fuck knows what "crack" is? Who can draw the line between simple humor, bad!fic, deliberate crack, accidental crack, and just plain fucking drags-you-in-by-your-emotional-kinks-and-doesn't-let-you-go-until-it's-over!fic? Alas, not I.
So forget all that. Just come read something funny and intelligent and truly brilliant, and did I mention funny, as in, so funny you will weep tears of joy while reading it.
I won't post an excerpt because they're drabbles and thus, it doesn't really work as well as it does for a longer fic. But let me give you the premise: Brian and Justin wake up trapped in a bad!fic universe. Apparently this happens to them often. Watch as they figure out what they have to do to escape.
Do not blame me if you damage yourself laughing. Blame vamphile.