Prideview Random

So. Anyone care to explain to me why I can suddenly breath?

Last I remember, I was in a rather secure cell six feet under.

As Julian is busy with the running of this place, I suppose it falls on me to greet our new arrivals.

Welcome to Pride View Apartments. I'm Lauren Reed. If you have any questions or concerns you can come to me.

( Julian )

You know what this place needs?

It's own gym. The ones around here blow.

Nobody needs a computer specialist, right?

Unemployment just lacks that.. finesse that it used to have.

Happy New Year to all.

Julian, dear, do you have any plans tonight?

As one of the owners of this establishment, I would like to officially welcome all of our new tenants to the building. If you need anything, please don’t hesitate to let Veronica know. She’s our customer relations specialist.

Just because it’s Christmas, it doesn’t mean that the owners care any more now than we did in the middle of August.

Basically, if you’re unable to understand, which it seems so many of you are, if you use the phrase ‘but it’s Christmas’ with me then you will be evicted. If you need someone to listen to a sob story, try Veronica.

I’m likely to shoot you. Even if it is Christmas.

Wuh de tyen, ah. Tzuh muh luh?

Alright, just have to stay calm.

Has anyone seen a girl...a teenager named River? She has long dark hair and she likes print dresses. I just really need to find her. It's important.