Prideview Random

So.

Yeah, okay, the comments about me knocking out one of my lecturers are getting really, really old. It's been a week so just drop it and leave it alone. Before I push you out of a fifth floor window.

Also! I haven't knocked anyone out all week! Apart from Tim, but that was in a controlled environment so it really doesn't count! Really... Right?

I have been thinking I should probably try to avoid violent situations. Shut up, Brian, I can hear you sniggering from here! I think that should be about as easy as getting financial reports from the medical department on time, writing an English literature essay or getting blood out of a stone. So basically completely bloody impossible.

I have come to the conclusion with darling Lilith that we are opening a school for those of you that have yet to finish your education but can't very well hop into one of the local ones. Prideview Academy is not going to care what reality you are from. I am also fairly certain we can be quite accommodating to those of you who need "special" classes.

I think that covers most things. I should have the building built and to my liking by tomorrow morning. If any of you intellectual sorts wish to help I would be more than pleased to sit down with you and see if you are right for the education of impressionable minds. Yes, I am being serious.

And if I have failed to introduce myself let me do so now. I'm Lucifer Morningstar. No, I'm not joking.

What exactly is going to be done about the horde of children popping up when we can't very well kick them off to go to school when this isn't the plane of reality they came from?

Pepper officially isn't allowed out without supervision. She ends up punching out teachers.

Mr. Destruction...I really think you're a terrible influence on our dear, sweet Pepper.

Well I must say this is rather disappointing. There I was sitting in my piano bar in my self created reality then all of a sudden here I am sitting in some apartment which, while nicely decorated, is not mine.

There are only two people I can blame for this it was either my dear creator or it was my dear brother Michael.