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This isn't exactly the New York trip I was expecting, although it's not exactly unprecedented. I think I'll follow the President's lead and use this as an opportunity to take a break, I strongly advise my co-workers to do the same. It will probably be a slightly more productive than complaining about being ten years in the past.

Um . . . has anyone seen my wife?

. . . Huh. Shane? Where the hell are you, and what did you do? This isn't funny and definitely not Stars Hollow

Um . . . Dad? Is it just me or is this place weirder than it normally is?

Mr. President...how exactly would you like me to explain this one? I don't really think that 'act of the rift' will go over well with the media.