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Well now...isn't this a quaint little place.

. . . huh.

I think I could get used to this.

Oh my God. Someone kidnapped me.

Where.... am I??!! I am in Hell.... Ohhhh noooo I am in HELL!!!!

It has to be.... This apartment is covered in suffocating dust. It's dark. Very very dark. I can't find the light switch at all. And the furniture is poorly arranged. I can't breathe....

I can't breathe! I'm DYING!

NATALIE??!! If you can read this, bring a large tank of fresh oxygen as soon as you find out where I am!! Get the captain!! Before it's too late.... I can feel my pulse slowing.... Sherona would have known where I was.

....hurry..

My, Hearst College how you have changed..

Though, I don't remember you being so large and well-kempt. Someone's been paying the help extra, I see.

Alright, let's cut the crap, kiddies: Where am I, how did I get here, and why do I have the sudden urge to throw the Twilight Zone theme onto the contents of my iPod?

Has anyone seen a man who's.. probably freaking out like alot? Might be screaming, talking about germs and doesn't know where he is?

Not that I know where he is, but it's important that I fine him. His name is Adrian Monk.

Here I am. Back in New York City. Why?

I just have this small urge inside that makes me want to change and build on my career. So I am basically attempting another shot at a getting a Corporate position. For Dunder Mifflin Paper. Why? Because I am Jim. And the other part of me also likes to keep it the same.

... And by the looks of this place, why wouldn't I be surprised that Michael has been here?

Somehow...I am not sure that "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..." quite covers it.

If you had something to do with this...baldo...

Well this is strange.

Dean what did you do this time?

Back from Gotham, that place gets more lost every time I see it.

I...I'm back?

Whoa.

You...can learn a lot in two days.

Now wasn't that just interesting?

Ugh.

I am going to kill those children.

How was everyone's day?