Porn Battle

It is midnight for me, and thus Round Thirteen of Porn Battle is officially over!

Thank you all for participating, and I'll compile and post the Master List for this round as soon as I can.

(To account for clock differences, I'll accept last-minute prompts for the next fifteen minutes or so.)

Today is the last day of the Porn Battle! You have until midnight EST to get your prompts in. I will accept prompts that are in a few minutes after that point to account for clock differences, but after half an hour or so, you're going to be out of luck.

So let's get porning like we've never porned before!

For those of you who wished to post prompts anonymously, check the prompts because there are some corrections that need to be made before they can be added to the list.

This is for *our* convenience and not to make it more difficult for you. Failure to correct the prompts listed will result in them not being added to the list.

Today is July 1st which means - Porn Battle is now open!

Just a recap of the rules including the new ones:

For the sake of administrative ease, prompts follow a certain template:

fandom/fandoms (spell out the name of your fandom/s and if it's a crossover please start with that word), person/pairing/moresome, prompt word(s), prompt lyric/quote (optional)

For RPF, please don't give us specific RPF fandoms, but please do tell us if it's based on actors, music, sports, or other. (If you don't give us a category, we'll assume it's "other". We're only human -- we don't know who every celebrity is!) Honestly, if someone is going to write a RPF, then they probably already know the career of the people involved.

Some examples:

RPF (actor), Viggo Mortensen/Dominic Monaghan, fatigue
RPF (sports), Reggie Miller/Mark Jackson, brotherhood
Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla, outsider, I am just a poor boy/though my story's seldom told
Stargate: Atlantis, Teyla/Keller, readiness
Crossover: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate: SG-1, Elizabeth/Sam, fruity umbrella drinks
Crossover: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural, Buffy/Sam/Dean, competition, Anything you can do/I can do better/I can do anything/better than you

Dissidia Final Fantasy. As this is a Final Fantasy with characters therein, I would seriously prefer if prompts for it were posted as Final fantasy Dissidia, thus allowing it to take its place in the Final Fantasy line up.

Prompts will be limited to 30 per person. This is to keep us from being flooded by a select few, and everyone thinking "Oh, my prompt has already been posted". While I know people can add more anonymously, we're going by the honor system here.

You have until July 7th to get them in and then after that, you will have until July 31st to write your porn.

EDIT: PORN BATTLE PROMPTS WILL BE EXTENDED UNTIL MONDAY, JULY 12! Let everyone know and even advertize to get those last minute prompts in!

EDIT EDIT: PORN BATTLE PROMPTS ARE NOW CLOSED!!! I will be accepting the correction on the prompts but that is it. After I have recieved the corrected prompts - You have until tomorrow Midnight to get them in - I will send the list to the other mods for posting.

All right, ladies and gents, here are the new specifications to Pron Battle!

After listening to your comments and talking with the other mods, we have decided to give you what you want. Prompts will be a week long for submission and the stories will be three weeks long in submission.

That's right. Porn Battles are now an entire month long with a majority of it being dedicated to the writing.

That said, the next opening date will be July 1st for prompts. PLEASE read the asylum information on how to do prompts. Especially RPF and Crossovers.

Also, as a mod, I am laying down the law when it comes to Dissidia Final Fantasy. As this is a Final Fantasy with characters therein, I would seriously prefer if prompts for it were posted as Final fantasy Dissidia, thys allowing it to take its place in the Final Fantasy line up.

If anyone has any objections to this, post a comment with a coherent argument and I'll talk with the other mods to see which way is prefered.

Thank you.

EDIT: Two things!

First: Prompts will be limited to 30 per person. This is to keep us from being flooded by a select few, and everyone thinking "Oh, my prompt has already been posted".

Second: One of our participants has offered to start a Graveyard. This will be where the prompts that are posted battle after battle but never written will be posted for anyone to pick up at any time. More information will be coming about this when we recieve it.

Guess what? It's March 1st and that means:

ANother Round of Porn Battles!

Forgive the sudden post, but I just looked at the calendar and realized it was time again.

So! You have until 12:01am on Tuesday March, 9th to get your prompts in. They will be collected and soon after that deadline, posted for your porning enjoyment.

Just an FYI on posting: the formula is: Fandom, character/character, prompt
If it's a Real person fic, the fandom is RPF, character/character, prompt
Also, all of the fandoms that have numerals in the title, such as the Final Fantasies, should be depicted by Roman Numerals so Final Fantasy 7 would be posted as Final Fantasy VII.
Thanks!

Have fun!!!

EDIT: All prompts should be the "top" comment of a thread. In other words, just reply to this comment to ensure I get all the prompts.

Edit: Promots are now closed! Thank you all for paticipating. The lists will be going up ina couple of days.

Prompting is over! I'll have your prompts off for posting as soon as possible. Let's see about trying to set a record!

It has begun! Please list your prompts here. You will have until the morning of January 4th to get them in, and then they will be collected and posted for your porning enjoyment.

And now, a few reminders:

NO ABBREVIATIONS There's a very good chance we don't know the fandom, so putting down FF7 instead of Final Fantasy 7 will get a finger shaken at you.

If the title has the word "The" in the begining, such as The Dresden Files, put it at the end of the name - Dresden Files, the - or just leave it off entirely.

All prompts need to be in the following format including punctuation: fandom, character/character, prompt. This is to keep everything in nice neat order since Excel spreadsheets (where we organize thses things) does differentiate between commas and colons. If a colon is part of the fandom name, that's fine. If you're using one to separate the three parts of the prompts, please don't.

Numbers in the fandom name: Especially for the Final Fantasies - use the Roman numerals, so Final Fantasy 7 would be Final Fantasy VII. Again, this is to keep everything organized and straight.

Once more, all prompts need to be in the "upper" comment posting. If you think of some other prompts you want to toss out there, then post again. There's nothing that says you only have to post once.

Crossovers and Real people fic are the following formats:
Crossover, fandom/fandom, character/character, prompt
RPF (profession), person/person, prompt

Thank you for your patience!

Round Nine of Porn Battle is now closed! Thank you all for participating.

The list of stories will be collected and posted in the morning.

Today's the last day to porn! So let's get it out of our system in a sweaty, heaving, writhing mess of pornification, and enjoy ourselves!

The battle ends tonight at Midnight EST. I'll accept prompts that come in for about half an hour afterward if it's obvious they're timing mistakes, but after that, that's it.

Let's get writing!

Thank y'all so much for all the great prompts!

Now I need to finish putting them in order, then I'll send them over to be posted.

See you soon!

(updated 10:28am: some fandoms don't need entire names)
(Updated 5:35am Nov 2: Sorry, me + muscle relaxants = x_x)

Couple of things to read before you post:

1) PLEASE spell out your fandom completely and characters correctly. There's a very good chance I won't know them.

2) PLEASE use proper capitalization and number notation (roman numerals for the most part).

Things that don't conform to the above will make me cranky, and you will likely end up with your prompts ignored.

I will stop taking prompts after I wake up Wednesday November 4th, which is usually 5:30am-ish EDT. Then they'll be sorted and posted by the other co-mod for you to write on.

Thanks!

Starting November 1st, the next round of Porn Battles will start. Once again we will ask for your prompts to be thrown out there for smutty minds to snap up and churn out porny gems for everyone's enjoyment.

SO start writing those prompts out, find a few from previous battles that you want to see written and throw them up.

Remember, all prompts in the top comment slot so they'll be found. If you think of some after you've posted, then post again. There's nothing that says you can only post once. In fact, we'll love you more if you post more.

Thanks to everyone for making my inbox happy! ;-) Lots of really good stuff this time around.

( Master list, by fandom )

Thanks again! See y'all in November!

I can't take anymore!

OK, that part's a lie, but I'll accept prompts for the next 30 minutes or so, but 6:30am EST is the hard cut-off.

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

I'll make a post with a list of fics later today. :-)

OK, folks, I have gone through the prompts, fixed some spelling errors, and now we're ready to rock and roll!

Please, PUT THE PROMPT YOU ARE ANSWERING AS THE SUBJECT TO YOUR COMMENT RESPONSE! Otherwise, I won't necessarily know what you're answering and you may not get credit for it in the end.

PORNING ENDS WHEN I WAKE UP MONDAY MORNING So you have plenty of time to write, tell your friends, and generally do your best to break my email's servers. ;-)

Enjoy!

All right! The prompt requests are now open! You have until Tuesday, September 8 at 12:01am to get all the prompts in. After that, they will be sent to jlsigman for posting for everyone to enjoy!

Now a few things for clarification:

NO ABBREVIATIONS There's a very good chance we don't know the fandom, so putting down FF7 instead of Final Fantasy 7 will get a finger shaken at you.

If the title has the word "The" in the begining, such as The Dresden Files, put it at the end of the name - Dresden Files, the - or just leave it off entirely.

All prompts need to be in the following format including punctuation: fandom, character/character, prompt. This is to keep everything in nice neat order since Excel spreadsheets (where we organize thses things) does differentiate between commas and colens. If a colen is part of the fandom name, that's fine. If you're using one to separate the three parts of the prompts, please don't.

Numbers in the fandom name: Especially for the Final Fantasies - use the Roman numerals, so Final Fantasy 7 would be Final Fantasy VII. Again, this is to keep everything organized and straight.

Once more, all prompts need to be in the "upper" comment posting. If you think of some other prompts you want to toss out there, then post again. There's nothing that says you only have to post once.

Thank you for your patience, but these were a few things that were irritating when I was trying to organize things after the last round.

EDIT: Crossovers and Real people fic are the following formats:
Crossover, fandom/fandom, character/character, prompt
RPF, person/person, (profession), prompt

EDIT: Because some people can't read and life is too busy to edit every entry I get, after talking with the other Mods we have decided that if you can't follow our basic requests in how to post prompts, you will get a warning to fix it. If the warning is ignored, then the post will be deleted and those prompts ignored. If it's just a couple mistakes, that's fine, we'll edit it. But not when a request is blatantly ignored and that same fandom was used as an example.

I apologize if this comes across as harsh, mean, or nasty, but frankly, we don't have the time to edit every singe prompt we get to make it all match up.

Thank You.

Prompts are now closed!!! The list will be compiled and sent along to the appropriate Moderator for posting.

Starting Tuesday September 1st, the next round of Porn Battles will start. Once again we will ask for your prompts to be thrown out there for smutty minds to snap up and churn out porny gems for everyone's enjoyment.

SO start writing those prompts out, find a few from previous battles that you want to see written and throw them up.

Remember, all prompts in the top comment slot so they'll be found. If you think of some after you've posted, then post agaiin. There's nothing that says you can only post once.

We had a grand total of 56 fics for this round! Not our larget total, but still a rather respectable number.

( Round Seven Fics )


Most Written Fandom: Final Fantasy VII, with 8 fics
Most Prolific Authors:
1: icedark_elf with 7 fics
2: omorka-fics.livejournal.com with 6 fics
3: katekintail and monochrome-song.livejournal.com with 5 fics

This has been a fantastic Porn Battle, my friends, and it is officially the last day! Entries will be cut off at midnight EST, when I will post a comment in each list. Any entry that shows up a minute or two after midnight will still be counted, to account for computer clock discrepencies, but anything after half an hour will make me frown mightily.

So this is, for real, the final day of this Porn Battle!

Porn away!

That's right, today is the LAST DAY to submit drabbles! My, how time flies, right?

Come on, let's get a rush of porn in today, for all sorts of fandoms! The final deadline is tonight at Midnight, EST. I'll allow for a certain amount of variation in computer clocks, but otherwise that is the cutoff point.

Let's porn!

Nevermind! Considering that the Porn Battle was sprung so suddenly on everyone, we have decided to extend the deadline for one week to July 21st! So keep on porning, my friends! =D