Pax Letale

So are random presents just run-of-the-mill here, or is this a welcome gift, or did I miss a clause when I signed my contract? The albino stag's head is really beautiful and it's hanging above my fireplace, but that's a... weirdly in-tune kind of gift. Also really, really rare, so not one that I'm not totally sure I'm cool with. How many albino anythings are there in the world, seriously?

I mean, thank you. But also confusion. So.

So hi! I'm Lucy and I just moved in! It's always nice to introduce yourself to new people, so here I am! I've met some of you, of course. Hi Luc! There's another guy, too! He doesn't like stairs though, and I think baseball confuses him. I hope you all are nice to him. He's very polite. I can't remember what his name was. Hm.

I'm not very good at this. I don't know what else to say! Is this long enough? I hope so.

Oh, hey there. I'm the new guy in D1. And I actually had a question.

Does anyone know what Pax Letale's policy on pets is?

I guess I should make a better introduction than that.

I'm Luc Haust. I'm 27, an Aquarius, and a professional songwriter. I was born in Reno, Nevada and spent ten years on Lake Tahoe, but then my parents moved to Los Angeles and I've spent the good majority of my life there. I lived in Las Vegas for awhile, but that was kind of just a really extended vacation. I was a dancer in the Los Angeles Contemporary Dance Company for awhile, but that was when I was younger and much more flexible. Hahaha. I still dance, but now it's just for fun.

I lost the love of my life to illness about six months ago. I guess that's why I moved here, because our old place just had too many memories of that.

I like to cook (mostly because I like to eat), I like throwing parties, I love going out, and I like my whiskey neat. For those who aren't familiar with that terminology, it's just a bar term for straight-up. I like my friends neat too. On both levels. I am also a living cliche for saying that I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners too, but it wouldn't be a cliche if there weren't people who enjoyed those kind of things.

I'm really bad at this whole thing, so I'd better go before my foot leaps into my mouth. I'll be home for the next couple days getting settled in, so if anyone wants to come help me unpack - well, I'd offer to pay you but that makes it seem like a bribe. Haha. Though I'm not opposed to bribes (I happen to enjoy being bribed, but that could just be me), and I have quite an extensive collection of alcohol and stuff to smoke if anyone is so inclined.

I did not just do that. Jesus H.

Luc.

OH, AND PS: The rumors are true, I will be throwing a moving-in party - though it will technically be a moved-in party, because I can't exactly have a party in my apartment with how it looks right now. But soon. And you are all invited, should you choose to attend. But, believe me, it'll be worth it if you do..

Alright? This is a bit weird, isn't it? Never been big on the whole internet thing, but everything's worth trying out once. So, I'm Ben, I've just moved in to 104. 'Scuse any boxes or random furniture on the first floor landing. And don't be surprised if I ring round for a cup of sugar or something, as my cupboards are bare. Perhaps Mother Hubbard lived here before me

One small request: please don't knock before noon. I'm not good in the mornings and I've a tendency to be naked. As lovely as I'm sure you all are, I'd rather meet you when I'm not in the altogether and on the back foot. Oh, and you probably won't find me after 9, either. Basically, afternoons are good. Afternoons are golden, in fact.

Right, and I always keep my key in my back pocket, so if you find me in any sort of trouble in the wee small hours, just have a dig in there and chuck me in my flat. I'll be eternally grateful.

To the guy that I kicked in the balls at 3:30 this morning, I'm not sorry.

To everyone else: make noise at 3:30 in the morning when you're entering the building and I will take action. Be a jackass about it, and I'll take even more action.

Protect your balls! Don't be an asshole!

Again to everyone else: Hi, I'm Toli, just moved into the place. Be nice to me, and I'll be nice to you. It's like MAD, yeah?