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Tweak says, "Oooh, get you!¬"

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

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	susceptible 2010-10-03 03:38 am UTC (link)
	So it is an Egyptian tomb? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:40 am UTC (link)
	How should I know? I've never been in one. I mean, I guess I could call my parents and have them translate hieroglyphics... But that just seems excessive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	susceptible 2010-10-03 03:43 am UTC (link)
	A tomb is outside my door. No, I don't think it's excessive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:47 am UTC (link)
	As long as their isn't a sarcophagus and you don't look in any jars, you should be fine. And as long as you don't see any paintings of guys in white with green skin or guys with black jackal/dog heads, you're extra fine. ~~Ugh, brand new headache...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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