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Tweak says, "Get up and go walk your dog."

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 05:43 am UTC (link)
	If it's a joke, it's not very funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-10-03 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	True, but it sure as hell must have been expensive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ridiculously so. Expensive enough that they could've replaced the whole fucking elevator system instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-10-03 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think this is gonna be a permanent change? I've been taking pictures of what I've seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	I hope not!! I want it to go away! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-10-03 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt it would be. I think the management would be required to give us notice for something like this...though how would you explain it? Maybe it has something to do with Halloween? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-04 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Management would be required to give us a notice, yes. But... yeah, can't really explain it. And if it's for Halloween, it's the most expensive Halloween prank/house I have EVER seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-10-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I don't have an explanation for it then. Maybe we are all just crazy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-04 05:34 am UTC (link)
	That seems to be the general consensus. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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