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Tweak says, "It unscrews the other way."

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:44 am UTC (link)
	best explanation I got, man. Offer up if you've got better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-10-03 03:45 am UTC (link)
	I've been trying! The fuck would I know about this? It's either we're all crazy, or we're all on drugs, or there's a gas leak. Or it's a dream. IDK, man, seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Gas leak is possible... But I used my stove earlier and we didn't blow up... It's fucked up but we might as well just go with the flow. Except for the fact that apparently someone got gutted. We shouldn't just go with that part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-10-03 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Whoever it was better not have been someone I know. I am NOT ending up in a jar. A bunch of jars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:53 am UTC (link)
	And a people shaped coffin. Although I didn't see any sarcophagi... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-10-03 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I am just not leaving this room. Until I absolutely have to. Fuck this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:55 am UTC (link)
	~~Awww. I've scarred you for life. Poor baby.~~ You have fun with that. I still have to go to work and pass through that floor every fucking night. Alone. When everyone's asleep. You wuss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-10-03 03:58 am UTC (link)
	FUCK OFF. I have to come in late enough, AND ALONE, and now I get to go up three flights of stairs while I do it, after work. The less I have to, the better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I do that practically every night, precious. Problems of having a night job. And I have to go to the forth floor. Quit. Bitching. There's always someone who's got it worse than you and me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-10-03 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, dude. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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